Dear WOUNDED: The politics in my company are driving me crazy. I'm tired of all the tap-dancing and ring-kissing.
ANSWER: Recently I was sitting next to a guy on a plane who had purchased one of those lunch boxes. He started to mutter. "Somethin' wrong?" I asked. "I wouldn't feed this to my dog!" he barked. "You really shouldn't think of it as food," I replied. "Think of it as entertainment: Did opening all those little packages give you exercise? Did it distract you?" He looked at me confused...Full Story