Children stand next to a 338-pound "Absolutely Ridiculous Burger" at the Mallie's Sports Grill in Southgate, Mich. The 3-foot-high sandwich packs 540,000 calories, takes 22 hours to cook and sells for $2,000. Manager Jason Jones says it comes with fries and a drink. (Mike Matkin/Mallie's Sports Grill/AP Photo)