Celebrity Memoirs

Stand-up comedian and television host Chelsea Handler recently released her second book, "Are you there, Vodka? It's me, Chelsea." The book is a collection of humorous essays. It made it to The New York Times nonfiction best seller list May 11, 2008. In an excerpt from the book, Handler describes her imagination as a child, saying, "I constantly had visions of skipping a grade or two, becoming a trailblazer of sorts, and possibly inventing something along the lines of Cabbage Patch Kid "Plus." Once patented, it would look and feel like a regular Cabbage Patch Kid but would also be able to help you with chores around the house." (Getty Images/Amazon.com)