Perez Hilton's Guide to Getting Famous, No Talent Required

Kim Kardashian definitely comes close as well. She got her big break just by getting photographed on a date with Nick Lachey -- just one date, she wasn't even his girlfriend. Then all of a sudden she was hanging out with Paris, then there was the sex tape with Brandy's brother. Now she's got her own reality show, a calendar, she's dated up and gotten herself a football player boyfriend.

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Hilton: Britney [Spears] hasn't really handled the press well. Now her handlers and family are trying to control her more, so she's not doing much press, and they're making it harder for her to even be photographed. Leonardo DiCaprio, Jessica Alba, the Olsen twins -- I hate those celebrities who hate being famous or come across that way. You don't have to hide your face every time the paparazzi come around.

ABCNews.com: You've been doing this for a while now -- what's changed since you started blogging?

Hilton: What's changed along the way is the amount of media covering celebrity news and the amount of blogs dedicated to it. When I started my Web site, in September of 2004, I was one of a few. I could count on my hand the number of blogs that were doing that. I don't even know if they're around anymore. I'm the only one that matters.

ABCNews.com: What red carpet faux pas do you not want to see this year?

Hilton: I love seeing the red carpet faux pas, I want to see more of them. I'd love to see a nip slip from a really old celebrity. I'd love to see Bea Arthur's boob pop out.

ABCNews.com: Who is so 2008? Who are you sick of?

Hilton: ["The Hills'"] Lauren Conrad. She's just become irrelevant. At least Spencer and Heidi are fun to write about. She's been eclipsed by everyone -- by Audrina, by Whitney, by Spencer and Heidi. I never count anyone out but she's done for now. She's got to shake things up. She's dating some loser actor and they're not even talking about it on "The Hills." That's the ultimate slap in the face.

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