Indeed, the Razzies are a whole new world, compared to the Oscars, the Golden Globes, the SAGs and all the rest. Thank you speeches are few and far between, since ego and Oscar pre-parties get in the way of most Hollywood bigwigs accepting their trophies.
The Razzies fill the time with hilarious presenters and stars of their own, like Lady Hoo Ha, who, wearing a Christmas Tree on top of her head and a hula hoop around her torso, bore a striking resemblance to a pop culture icon with a similarly double-syllabic name.
It's hard to blame the bulk of A-listers for not showing up. The Razzies are as brutal as other awards shows are corny.
Dan E. Campbell, presenting the Golden Raspberry for worst director while putting on a pretty convincing impersonation of Julia Child, described Walt Becker, "the old fart who directed 'Old Dogs,'" as, "the cinematic equivalent of the uncle who offers to cook the family Christmas ham, then burns it to a crisp."
Check out who else earned shame at the 2010 Razzies:
Worst Picture of 2009: "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Worst Actor: The Jonas Brothers, "The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience"
Worst Actress: Sandra Bullock, "All About Steve"
Worst Screen Couple: Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, "All About Steve"
Worst Supporting Actor: Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Worst Supporting Actress: Sienna Miller, "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
Worst Rip-Off, Remake or Sequel: "Land of the Lost"
Worst Screenplay: "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Worst Picture of the Decade: "Battlefield Earth"
Worst Actor of the Decade: Eddie Murphy
Worst Actress of the Decade: Paris Hilton