"If I were the alcoholic everyone says I am, then putting a [SCRAM] bracelet on [to measure alcohol in one's perspiration] would have ended me up in detox, in the emergency room, because I would have had to come down from all the things that people say I'm taking and my father says I'm taking -- so that says something, because I was fine," she explained.
Meanwhile, Lohan's career continues to chug along. Her latest film, Robert Rodriguez's "Machete," opened Sept. 3.
Next up for the "Mean Girls" and "Georgia Rules" star: filming the biopic "Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story," in which she plays the porn star Linda Lovelace.
Besides acting, she has her 6126 clothing line to keep her busy, as well as her budding music career; shortly before heading to jail, a previously-unheard song of hers was leaked, aptly titled "Too Young to Die."