Furlong Thrown Out for Throwing Up

September 19 -- Waifish Terminator 2 actor Edward Furlong was 86'd from a New York nightclub Saturday night, after he got sick all over the bar, the New York Post's Richard Johnson claims.

The 23-year-old actor, whose credits include American History X, Detroit Rock City, and Pecker, reportedly was painting the town red with his new squeeze, hotel heiress Paris Hilton, at the Light nightclub Saturday night.

Johnson claims that Eddie was so intoxicated, he went into the ladies' restroom by mistake. When he returned to the bar, he reportedly ordered one drink, but vomited profusely after taking just one sip.

Party girl Paris then helped Furlong to the door. She later told the New York tab that her actor boyfriend "did not throw up. We were there three minutes. We left because Eddie doesn't like crowded clubs."

It seems like wherever young Furlong turns up there's a scene. The same paper reported a near cat fight that occurred over the porcelain-skinned actor between Paris and his ex, actress Natasha Lyonne.

According to the Post, Lyonne encountered the new couple at New York's Playboy Lounge Sept. 6, where she was heard to hiss, "F--king slut!" at Hilton.

The curly-haired actress, who's won acclaim for her roles in Slums of Beverly Hills, American Pie, and But I'm a Cheerleader, reportedly also muttered, "I better get out of here before I do something" and stormed out.

Hilton was said to have commented to a pal, "That was scary. I felt like she wanted to kill me."

Paris also took the time to deny the rumors that she A) married Furlong on the sly and B) was partying topless with the actor recently in Las Vegas.

"No, we're not married, but he is my boyfriend. We've been going steady together for about a month," Hilton told Johnson after the Playboy Lounge incident.

About the alleged toplessness, she said, "I would never do that. I'm not some piece of trash!" (Those who recently saw the skanky spread of young Paris in Vanity Fair might beg to differ.)