Move over Josh Hartnett and Justin Timberlake. You're too young for Scarlett Johansson.
The love of Johansson's life is 71-year-old Woody Allen.
Almost 50 years Allen's junior, the 22-year-old actress tells April's Vogue magazine that she's so devoted to the aging auteur, "I'd sew the hems of his pants if he asked me to."
Luckily for her -- and her career -- the feelings are mutual, though in a professional sense.
In an e-mail sent to Vogue about his "Match Point" and "Scoop" muse, Allen said Johansson was "criminally sexy."
"She is unlike anyone who has come before her, and while she is a much stronger actress in every way, there is a tiny bit of Marilyn Monroe in her zaftig humidity," Allen said.
Johansson also tells Vogue that she has to work extra hard to keep her romantic life private. She further denies that she's had a relationship with Timberlake.
"We had fun together, but it's not like the first time I've ever hung out with him," she told Vogue. "I think this happens because we're both single and in the spotlight, and obviously Justin's a very high-profile person."
Johansson's next film, "The Nanny Diaries," opens April 20, and she is also set to star in another one of Allen's films to be shot this summer in Barcelona.