11 Celebs We Want To Ban From Breeding

These celebrity couples could benefit from not breeding.

ByABC News
August 28, 2009, 12:43 PM

Aug. 29, 2009 — -- Our worst nightmare has come true. No, it's not the apocalypse -- it's spawning season for Heidi and Spencer Pratt.

People magazine announced that the next season of "The Hills" will have some changes, including this gem: "Heidi and Spencer are entering some interesting new territory of considering parenthood."

Noooooooooo! I guess it was inevitable, but do they really have to procreate so soon? I bet they've already sold the rights to their unborn baby pictures and I have no qualms saying I think these two should be involuntarily sterilized. They're Aryan super-villains with a plan to take over the media and they must be stopped! After the jump, 10 other celebrity couples who must be stopped from breeding.

Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney: After "Bachelor" Jason unceremoniously dumped Melissa Rycroft on national TV, things have worked out for the best. Melissa is engaged to another dude and Jason and Molly are still together. But we still can't wish this couple a happily ever after, complete with baby in the baby carriage.

Victoria and David Beckham: Yes, Posh and Becks are like the sexiest pair ever. But they've insisted on naming their first three children Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz—so breeding rights revoked until further notice.

Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar: "18 Kids And Counting"? Quit counting, please.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson: There is only one reason we include these two on the list -- if Kristen and Robert were ever to have a baby together, the collective screaming of "Twilight" fans would be so loud that the world would probably implode.