Add this information to the fact that the American auto industry is in the tank right now and you've produced the perfect anti-love song.
In a nutshell: the thing your lover appreciates most is your kiss, which is what all long-lasting loves are built on. Look at Tinsletown titans. They love to kiss and their relationship success rate is among the best in the world.
Plus, can you really ever trust a guy with a mustache singing a love song? If you answered yes, you probably will spend Feb. 14 alone this year.
A special mention goes out to Richard Marx, Air Supply for "I'm All Out of Love," 98 Degrees for "I Do" and Debbie Gibson for "Lost in Your Eyes."