Transcript for Comedian Caroline Rhea on 'Phineas and Ferb,' Stand Up for Moms
comedian, whose voice you can hear on the animated kids show fin ju please welcome, caroline rhea! Hello. Hello! How are you? I've been watching. I have so much to say. First of all, "fifty shades of grey" is the most unrealistic book I read in my entire life. No it's not. Nobody has that much sex and doesn't have a bladder infection. She should have an iv of cranberry juice. It's unrealistic. I like the canadian version, he says sorry every time. I'm slightly obsessed with that book. Don't know why. I want an in-house comedian, this is terrific. This is great. You have such a view. I worked so hard on the decor. I know it's so realistic. It's something we threw together. How do you do the mom and comedian? Right. How do you do it? I have a funny daughter and i steal everything she says and use it as material. It's funny, there's a bar over there -- it's my daughter! I remember when you were pregnant. I can't believe she's so big. I know, I was pregnant for about four years. I looked like shrek by week two. I was next to nicole kidman and she was pregnant and it looked like she had eaten one pea. You know what, I don't drink but now I'm a parent i understand why people drink. I told a friend of mine and she said now that I'm married, i totally understand murder. we want to get to this game and talk about your projects. Tell us about nick mom night out. I filmed it in orlando. It was hilarious mothers and fathers talking a their -- they were hilarious, I have no idea what it's on. Just watch "nick's mom" forever. And also phineas and ferb. That's are my people. I used to joke and say when i was on sabrina. If any mater deis 9 years old i could get into a restaurant. Now they're older. Go for the children, they take care of you at an older age. Have a project. I've always been under 18, over 49. Let's play a game. Word association. Like therapy? Okay. Lara. One not to -- thank you, josh. First thing that comes to find and explain it. Mortgage payment and -- always work with a talking pussy. Is it just one word? No, no. More, more! We love dirty. I really did, the real cat not the one that looked like an alcoholic cat wearing a hair piece, not the one that looked like it was in a bad japanese movie. I failed this tuft. Number two. All right. Here we go. Number two, first thing that comes to mind, explain it. You know what, I think he's sexy. I got to agree with you. I think he's sexy. And let me tell u-there's no man being interviewed on a talk show with a woman with that hairline thing, she is hot. But I think he's sexy and I did the pie lost "curb your enthusiasm." He's like an awkward person to talk to and he's sexy. And a billionaire. And that's sexy. That's just coincidence. Okay, here we go. You know what is so sad, even though imi've been a standup for 24 years that looks like an ice cream cone to me. It is, it's totally delicious. And again, mortgage payment. That's what I think of. All right. And this is a fun one. And I'm almost terrified to show it. Yes, I would like to mount he! Oh, my god. I love this woman! I would -- you're filthy, just lick me. And a comedian. Come on! Caroline rhea. Standup new york this weekend. We'll plug, plug, plug. For all of the rest, just google
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