LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- Tiger's not Tiger. Phil is sick. DJ is getting help. Dufner and Day are hurt.
"Yes, but other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"
With 20 PGA club professionals starting this year's event, none makes the top 25, but I do believe at least one will make the cut. This has been a strange major season that has given us some incredible golf.
Please keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle as we take our final wild major ride for 2014. It's fitting we're playing at Valhalla -- maybe Odin and a couple of Valkyries will make an appearance Sunday afternoon.