Funnies: Vice President McCain

March 2, 2008 — -- A roundup of the late-night comics.

Jay Leno: In political news, Ralph Nader has decided to run for president. And you thought Mike Huckabee didn't know when to quit, huh?

Conan O'Brien: Yesterday, presidential candidate Mike Huckabee said he won't stay in the race beyond reason. Yeah. Then Huckabee announced he's dropping out six weeks ago.

Jay Leno: Barack Obama made another woman faint today. The bad news: It was Hillary when she saw the poll numbers.

Jon Stewart: Obama accused Hillary of wanting to have it both ways.

Barack Obama: You can't take credit for everything that is good in the Clinton administration and suddenly say you don't want to take credit for what folks don't like about the Clinton administration.

Jon Stewart: You can't cherry pick from your long record of public service! That's why I, Barack Obama, don't have one.

Conan O'Brien: Political experts are saying that Barack Obama, if he's the nominee, should choose a running made who is older, a veteran and from a different part of the country. That's what they said, yeah. So today, Obama chose John McCain.

Craig Ferguson: Ralph Nader announced he is running for president again. His announcement has filled millions of people with excitement and hope. And these people are called Republicans.