Funnies: Yanni Endorses

Here's a roundup of the late night comics.

The Tonight Show

Jay Leno: (cheering) What a crowd, you sound like pantsuit salesmen when they heard Hillary Clinton was going to go all the way to the convention!

Late Night

Conan O'Brien: This week, John McCain is on a tour of what he calls "forgotten places" in America. Forgotten places, yeah, which as his age means just about everywhere.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel: Starting next week, most Americans who aren't Wesley Snipes are getting a tax rebate. President Bush announced the rebate checks for at least $600... I'm going to use my check to buy enough gas to drive to the bank and cash it, then maybe back.

The Tonight Show

Leno: Reverend Wright gave an interview earlier tonight on PBS with Bill Moyers, and he said he's gotten over a million e-mails and phone calls telling him to keep on speaking out. And every one of them came from Hillary Clinton -- amazing!

Real Time

Bill Maher: It turned out that Barack Obama was right, the rural voters in Pennsylvania are bitter about a lot of things, unfortunately one of them is Barack Obama.

Late Show

David Letterman: Here's a big endorsement, Barack Obama has been endorsed by Bruce Springsteen. Yup. I'm not done, earlier today -- John McCain was endorsed by Yanni.