
Here's a roundup of the late night comics.
Jay Leno: Barack Obama now says he's open to offshore oil drilling. So apparently when he promised change he was talking about his mind.
Leno: The Boston Globe reports that political experts are telling Barack Obama that when he's on vacation in Hawaii he should stay away from loud Hawaiian shirts and speedos. Well, isn't that pretty much good advice for any middle aged guy?
Conan O'Brien: The New York Times just did a big piece. They say that Barack Obama has been successful in politics because he's a black man who doesn't make white people feel threatened. Yeah, which explains Obama's secret service code name, Al Roker.
Steven Colbert: Thankfully, Senator John McCain was not buying Obama's plan. McCain: My opponent doesn't want to drill. He doesn't want nuclear power. He wants you to inflate your tires. Colbert: You hear that? Obama is pro-inflation.
Jon Stewart: Speaking of the former president of the United States. *Kate Snow with Bill Clinton*: "Is he ready to be president? You could argue that no one is ready to be president." Stewart: You COULD argue that. If you were being passive aggressive.
Stewart: Senator McCain took his message of ending our dependence on oil to the annual Sturgis motorcycle rally. McCain: This is my first time here, but I recognize that sound *motorcycle noise* It's the sound of freedom. Stewart: No, It's the sound of money being funneled to Saudi Arabia.