When Fortune told her no money or food had exchanged hands, she advised him to simply drive away. But he persisted and told the dispatcher that he pulled into the parking lot to wait for police.
A Florida man got more than he asked for when he called 911 -- twice -- in August to complain that a Jacksonville Subway sandwich shop didn't properly prepare his order, two sandwiches with everything.
"I got a situation over here at Subway," Reginald Peterson said on the recording. "I'm not going to sit here and pay $12 for $10 freaking sandwiches and don't get what I paid for."
The sandwiches, at his request, went into the trash.
Local media later reported that he pleaded no contest to the charges and was fined $283 and sentenced to time served, which was one day in jail.