Vampires and Prohibitionists for President

He calls himself a "vampyre" and claims he's been drinking blood since age five. He also wants to be your next president. Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey is running unchallenged for the Vampire, Witches and Pagan Party 2008 presidential nomination. Most Americans would have a hard time naming the 19 more-or-less official candidates, but, in fact, there are hundreds of Americans running on third-party and independent tickets. Sharkey is running on an "impale criminals" platform. Gene Amondson,...Full Story
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