Donald Cumming, frontman for the Virgins, fascinates me. He’s a former model, star of a Fall Out Boy video, downtown NYC hipster/fashionista, and author of insidiously catchy rock songs. We interviewed him and his wry bandmate and band co-founder Nick Ackerman at Cake Shop a few months ago. Afterwards Donald tried to talk me into coming to their show and partying with them. I politely refused; there’s no way I have the constitution for that.