Comments on: ‘Game of Thrones’ Actor Has Part of Ear Bitten Off http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/03/game-of-thrones-actor-has-part-of-ear-bitten-off/ The latest Entertainment news and blog posts from ABC News contributors and bloggers. Mon, 28 Jul 2014 22:02:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: firebug http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/03/game-of-thrones-actor-has-part-of-ear-bitten-off/#comment-5089942 firebug Thu, 28 Mar 2013 12:04:12 +0000 http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/?p=286306#comment-5089942 After reading this story I was inspired…apologies to all parties for the creative license: You find yourself traveling Some far off road And stop at an Inn To shrug off your load And just as you settle Down into your room You hear voices echo With thunderous boom And say to yourself “I’ll route this lot!” And head to that room To give them what’s what You stand in the hall With Red in your eyes And as the door opens Much to your surprise Stands a half-naked Scot All covered in woad And for a brief second Think of hitting the road But no! You’re a man! You are Lord Umber! And you say to the Scot “Look here! I’ve got your number!” As you lay on the floor And he chews off your ear You think to yourself This might have gone better to offer him beer Cheers! After reading this story I was inspired…apologies to all parties for the creative license:

You find yourself traveling
Some far off road
And stop at an Inn
To shrug off your load

And just as you settle
Down into your room
You hear voices echo
With thunderous boom

And say to yourself
“I’ll route this lot!”
And head to that room
To give them what’s what

You stand in the hall
With Red in your eyes
And as the door opens
Much to your surprise

Stands a half-naked Scot
All covered in woad
And for a brief second
Think of hitting the road

But no! You’re a man!
You are Lord Umber!
And you say to the Scot
“Look here! I’ve got your number!”

As you lay on the floor
And he chews off your ear
You think to yourself
This might have gone better to offer him beer

Cheers!

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By: pksk531 http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/03/game-of-thrones-actor-has-part-of-ear-bitten-off/#comment-5083635 pksk531 Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:13:03 +0000 http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/?p=286306#comment-5083635 For a minute there, I was trying so hard to remember what part Mike Tyson played! ;) For a minute there, I was trying so hard to remember what part Mike Tyson played! ;)

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By: Vicki http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/03/game-of-thrones-actor-has-part-of-ear-bitten-off/#comment-5083396 Vicki Tue, 26 Mar 2013 18:43:34 +0000 http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/?p=286306#comment-5083396 I like this man's good looks. Very cute. People should be more considerate of others when staying in a hotel. People making too much noise can ruin other peoples sleep and peace of mind. I like this man’s good looks. Very cute. People should be more considerate of others when staying in a hotel. People making too much noise can ruin other peoples sleep and peace of mind.

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By: Kari http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/03/game-of-thrones-actor-has-part-of-ear-bitten-off/#comment-5083344 Kari Tue, 26 Mar 2013 18:25:33 +0000 http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/?p=286306#comment-5083344 --- The Red Wedding will enrage sooo many people - they have NO IDEA what going to Happen!!! --- DAMN You Great Jon - Damn you to the 7 Hells. — The Red Wedding will enrage sooo many people – they have NO IDEA what going to Happen!!! —

DAMN You Great Jon – Damn you to the 7 Hells.

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By: Ed http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/03/game-of-thrones-actor-has-part-of-ear-bitten-off/#comment-5083145 Ed Tue, 26 Mar 2013 17:33:03 +0000 http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/?p=286306#comment-5083145 "Please. This man has a story that he needs to tell the world. Lend him your ear…." Not after seeing how he looks after his own. “Please. This man has a story that he needs to tell the world. Lend him your ear….”

Not after seeing how he looks after his own.

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By: Melvin T Pelvis http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/03/game-of-thrones-actor-has-part-of-ear-bitten-off/#comment-5083043 Melvin T Pelvis Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:46:19 +0000 http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/?p=286306#comment-5083043 Revenge for his chars actions at the Red Wedding? Revenge for his chars actions at the Red Wedding?

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By: THX http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/03/game-of-thrones-actor-has-part-of-ear-bitten-off/#comment-5082967 THX Tue, 26 Mar 2013 15:59:02 +0000 http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/?p=286306#comment-5082967 This is why folks are calling the cops rather than talk to their neighbor when they have a conflict of interest. You never know who's going to go all Mike Tyson. This is why folks are calling the cops rather than talk to their neighbor when they have a conflict of interest. You never know who’s going to go all Mike Tyson.

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By: Desu Sedalb http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/03/game-of-thrones-actor-has-part-of-ear-bitten-off/#comment-5082924 Desu Sedalb Tue, 26 Mar 2013 15:35:24 +0000 http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/?p=286306#comment-5082924 Please. This man has a story that he needs to tell the world. Lend him your ear.... Please. This man has a story that he needs to tell the world. Lend him your ear….

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