Saving NASA

Correspondent John Berman blogs from the Johnson Space Center: I have a plan to save NASA. I am not suggesting that NASA needs saving per se, I am just saying I know a way that NASA could make sure it keeps its funding and gets a little more attention. I have noticed that the Space Station is a little boring. It has that slight resemblance to a Tinker-Toy model that a kindergarten glass put together. (At left, the Space Station.)
Doesn’t anyone at NASA watch TV? Couldn’t they design something like they had on Battlestar Galactica? Or better yet, the Death Star!!! I guarantee that no one would mess with NASA if the Space Station looked like the Death Star. (At right, the Death Star.) I have nothing more to say today, because my body is in a full shut-down mode brought on by fast-food.  I have been totally beaten by WHATABURGER.