Comments on: Family’s Corn Maze ‘Fun’ Ends In 911 Rescue

By: srsa

srsa — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 17:35:24 +0000

Why does everyone have to be *so* mean? What is gained by being mean? Does someone win a prize if s/he’s the meanest? Does it somehow make a person feel better about him/herself? I would have imagined it would have the opposite effect. The public nature of this target makes it so easy to hit, it seems like it would be degrading–even for a mean person–to take a shot.

By: Greg C

Greg C — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:00:10 +0000

I hope they aren’t looking to ‘home skule’ their kidlings. Just sayin’…

By: BOob

BOob — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:37:09 +0000

Somebody ! Call Darwin !!!! XD

By: Holly

Holly — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 21:08:03 +0000

this made me laugh so hard …. I feel for them really but just after dusk is not pitch black, as others have pointed out you can walk THROUGH it (hello be the man?!), you have maps, 911? Seriously? Sounds like they need to put the 5 year old in SCOUTS ASAP ….

By: ashala

ashala — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 00:04:08 +0000

i think that was a dumn reason to call…yea u have a children w/u bt if yr husband is there he couldve just broke the branches (duh)

By: TychaBrahe

TychaBrahe — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 22:51:35 +0000

The left-hand rule won’t work in all mazes. Look at the island under the word “Vill.” Put your left hand on that and walk counter-clockwise, and you could still be there next week.

By: sg

sg — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 22:46:24 +0000

FAIL! Worst parents EVAR! They should have their children put up for adoption, should be sterilized, and put to work in a factory or mill, performing mindless repetitive tasks while the rest of the people with actual brain cells go out and enjoy things like corn mazes. Why the heck did emergency people even waste their time with that while some REAL emergency is going on. The Idiocracy is on its way people!!!

By: Lee

Lee — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 21:14:04 +0000

The stupidity here is the call to 911. You guys all seem to know the Connors 7 acre Corn Maze. Have you been through this one? Or just a piddly tiny one in your hometown? I really am interested to hear from folks who have waked this maze. Doesn’t take much to call the management unless they couldn’t remember the name of the farm or owner? Wouldn’t realize surprise me, given they called 911.

By: KGG

KGG — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 19:27:15 +0000

Reassuring to know that two people that freaking dumb are raising children.

By: ekim

ekim — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 16:50:52 +0000

Knew someone would turn this into a conspiracy…right Mike?