To show you our gratitude, and to make you love us even more, we’ve exterminated nearly 210,000,000 evil humans in the 20th century alone. The worldwide death toll of the First World War was a measly 17 million people and in the Second World War was only 66 million, but since WWII we’ve eliminated 86 million more. Mao’s regime in China killed over 45 million, 29 million more were exterminated in Russia, and over 12 million in Africa. This doesn’t include worldwide murders, abortions and starvation’s of humans since then, or approx 85,000,000 more.

Along with the slaughter of over 9 billion helpless but evil animals per year in the United States alone and an estimated 200 billion worldwide we pray you God to let your good work to continue.

We promise by your grace to keep up your great work of eliminating this evil from the human race by developing more weapons of mass destruction. Thank you God for giving us the intellect to continue developing these good weapons of mass destruction, and to enable us good humans to accomplish your good work. Those weapons now include biological, laser, and radiation weapons and we promise to starve, abort and murder as many evil humans as we can. I pray you God, we promise to continue your bidding in your name. At least we’ve never killed in the name of the Devil, as we know he appreciates us by our sending him so many evil souls.

Unfortunately, We must beg your forgiveness and we are sorry that our extermination numbers have been down as of lately (only less than 1,000,000 evil humans) in the War on Terror, but we promise to increase that total shortly in evil Iran. Hopefully, over 10 million evil humans will be killed in just one day. Since all those people are evil, the Devil may thank us personally

We know by our great accomplishment, that you will welcome us into heaven because we good humans are the one’s who’ve done this slaughter. Only us good humans will die by natural causes and go straight to heaven.

Thanks be to God!

It’s almost Thanksgiving, twenty-eleven—

So gather, thank God above in his heaven:

For turkey, for stuffing and plenty of pies,

For parades, for dancing and growin’ one size!

Seize the moment, it doesn’t last long.

Do celebrate; make it your theme song!

Open the wine you’ve saved ’til now

Pop the cork and do take a bow.

Happy Thanksgiving, may hearts find their peace

In God be our Love to only increase!