Stone Breasts Miraculously Survive Lightning Strike

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In what seems like a precision strike, a lightning bolt crashed down from the skies over Australia into a voluptuous Venus de Milo statue, with the breasts the only part of the torso surviving intact.
On Jan. 4 Tom Finlay, the stonemasonry head at Finlay’s Stonemasonry in Yarrawonga, Australia, was standing in the courtyard when the white flash came from the sky, striking the nearly 5-foot-tall statue he had hand-carved.
“There was a clap of thunder and the sculpture blew up like a rocket-launcher had hit it,” he told the NT News. “The lightning looked like a serpent. Everything disintegrated but the breasts –all that’s left is what’s under her hips.”
The statue’s 66-pound stone breasts fell over 26 feet from the steel column it was perched atop, but miraculously did not shatter. The NT News reported that only one nipple was damaged.
Finlay said that he isn’t sure what to do with the surviving bosom.
“It’s still a bit raw,” he said. “I’ll leave the statue the way it is to show the force of nature … I might mount [the breasts] and hang them in my office.”
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Proof that god is indeed a man.
Posted by: JMW | January 7, 2013, 11:08 am 11:08 am
Hahahahaha! Good on ya mate!
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Posted by: morningstar808 | January 7, 2013, 11:09 am 11:09 am
Gotta love the way he’s holding onto that.
Posted by: LJG | January 7, 2013, 11:18 am 11:18 am
Why is this considered news?
Posted by: Christopher | January 7, 2013, 11:26 am 11:26 am
Zeus-ed Boobs
Posted by: Yes1fan | January 7, 2013, 11:26 am 11:26 am
YOU CALL THIS NEWS?
FAIL, Journalism industry. EPIC fail.
Posted by: Ernest Weaver | January 7, 2013, 11:28 am 11:28 am
What an ABSOLUTELY MYSOGYNISTIC “news article”! Quite horrible to see it written and published on Yahoo and ABC News. What is this intended as a spoof by National Lampoons or The Onion?
Posted by: Britt | January 7, 2013, 11:36 am 11:36 am
“I might mount the breasts” = TMI dude!
Posted by: lingy | January 7, 2013, 12:04 pm 12:04 pm
Seeing news articles like this on the front page of Yahoo Google etc are like trying to have a logical conversation with my wife knowing full well she doesn`t understand a word I am saying. This has got to be the biggest waste of cyberspace in 2013…What are these journalists thinking while out on on the road?
Posted by: Dude | January 7, 2013, 12:47 pm 12:47 pm