Is it only a matter of time before we see Rob Ford's face on a milk carton?
The pink-cheeked politician's mug was plastered on a mock missing persons flyer that asks: "Have you seen this mayor?"
"Pink face, spherical body, alarmingly sweaty. Last seen wearing an ill-fitting suit and football tie," the poster says. "Answers to Rob, Coach or Mr. Mayor. Probably in one of his drunken stupors."
In a phone interview with the Toronto Sun from an undisclosed location that Ford described as rehab, the embattled mayor laughed off a report he was spotted at a doughnut and coffee chain in Canada.
"That's funny," Ford told the newspaper.
He also said rehab is going great - and kind of like football camp.