Click on this ad for the Push Up Muscle Shirt and you’re taken to a page showing two photos of the same man. In one image the man is woefully contemplating his large belly. In the other he has squeezed his considerable girth into a shirt that is “clinically proven to sculpt fat deposits into shapes that are pleasing to a woman’s eye and a man’s self-esteem.”
But wait! Before you place your order, the screen fades.
You’ve just been pranked by the Old Spice guy, Isaiah Mustafa, who asks, “Do I really want this? Do girls really like artificially placed body muscles?”
Yeah, you know you wish such a garment truly existed. Still, it’s hard to stay annoyed at someone who claims he gave his shoes to a homeless dog to chew on because “he’s nice.”