Oct 17, 2006 11:48am

News by Haiku

Upon receiving a press release about a press conference this week in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina -

Sharpton, Chris Rock’s mom
Claim "Cracker Barrel" bias –
Here come "cracker" jokes.

Upon hearing from the U.S. Justice Department that actor Wesley Snipes has been indicted on tax fraud charges

"Blade" is a tax cheat?
Will his doctor testify,
blame Jungle Fever?

User Comments

Excellent idea, Jake! To join the Fox News channel, CNN, and CNN Headline News, I suggest HNN–the Haiku News Network: “Give us five minutes, and we’ll give you (at least) five haikus.”

Posted by: chuck | October 17, 2006, 12:11 pm 12:11 pm

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