Brown in New Hampshire
NITYA VENKATARAMAN REPORTS: Looking for New Hampshire residents who didn’t vote on a day of record numbers for voter turnout is a little bit like trying to report a drought when it’s raining. And a midday questioning of sixty-some passerby in Steeplegate Mall in Concord, N.H. was a testament to that. Even a 58-year-old man whose wife assured me he’d never voted in a presidential primary told me today he was making an exception. Only four of the collection I managed to stop weren’t planning on voting: one said she didn’t feel like she was informed enough about the candidates to cast a ballot, another had no interest in politics, one more said she didn’t get off work in time to make it to the polls, and a last hurried off in a direction opposite me because she "didn’t want to talk about it." Most entertaining exchange came by way of a cellular accessories kiosk. "You were in the paper today," he said. Flashing back through the list of candidate events I attended yesterday hoping I hadn’t been photographed, I said "Mmmmmm…I don’t think so." "Yes, you were," he insisted, thrusting the front page of the New Hampshire Union Leader in my direction. As far as celebrity look-alikes go, I get a Mindy Kaling (LINK) every now and then so I was half-expecting some kind of print ad for The Office in the newspaper’s entertainment section. And…there she was. Bridget McCain. Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain’s 16-year-old adopted daughter. Of Bangladeshi origin. So, I told him. "Well, that’s actually John McCain’s 16-year-old adopted daughter. Of Bangladeshi origin." Says he, "Are you sure it’s not you?" "Well, yeah," I said, quickly adding before he could doubt me, "Because John McCain isn’t my dad." I came back to the ABC workspace in Manchester, armed with a copy of the New Hampshire Union Leader to conduct my second unscientific questioning of the day. Responses seemed divided: between those who disagreed with cellular accessories kiosk man and those who saw his point but didn’t want to say it. You be the judge. –Nitya Venkataraman
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Thanks for the laugh. When I clicked the link, I was expecting something about Jerry Brown, or Willie Brown, or maybe even Gordon Brown.
No resemblance. But how very, very funny.
Posted by: articulus | January 8, 2008, 6:25 pm 6:25 pm
You are a hilarious and gifted writer. I hope to read more of your work in the future.
Posted by: Tina | January 8, 2008, 6:46 pm 6:46 pm
Also, to answer your question, no resemblance (with Bridget, that is. As a complete stranger who has never met you and definitely did not go to high school with you, I would have to agree that you do bear a resemblance to Mindy Kaling.
Posted by: Tina | January 8, 2008, 6:50 pm 6:50 pm
A very well written, and entertaining piece from my favorite writer.
I like the cellular kiosk attendant’s question ‘Are you sure its not you’? The proof is in the split-screen. No resemblance.
Posted by: Lisa | January 9, 2008, 9:18 am 9:18 am
A very well-written piece, Nitya! I agree with Tina in that you bear more of a resemblance to Mindy Kaling (at least from the photo accompanying your article) than to Sen. McCain’s daughter. Are you REALLY sure that it’s not you?
Posted by: chuck | January 9, 2008, 2:37 pm 2:37 pm
Haha, that’s funny. You look NOTIHNG alike!
Some people eh?
Posted by: Alkamal | September 23, 2008, 8:50 pm 8:50 pm