By Nitya

Jan 8, 2008 5:01pm

Brown in New Hampshire

NITYA VENKATARAMAN REPORTS: Looking for New Hampshire residents who didn’t vote on a day of record numbers for voter turnout is a little bit like trying to report a drought when it’s raining. And a midday questioning of sixty-some passerby in Steeplegate Mall in Concord, N.H. was a testament to that. Even a 58-year-old man whose wife assured me he’d never voted in a presidential primary told me today he was making an exception. Only four of the collection I managed to stop weren’t planning on voting: one said she didn’t feel like she was informed enough about the candidates to cast a ballot, another had no interest in politics, one more said she didn’t get off work in time to make it to the polls, and a last hurried off in a direction opposite me because she "didn’t want to talk about it." Most entertaining exchange came by way of a cellular accessories kiosk. "You were in the paper today," he said. Flashing back through the list of candidate events I attended yesterday hoping I hadn’t been photographed, I said "Mmmmmm…I don’t think so." "Yes, you were," he insisted, thrusting the front page of the New Hampshire Union Leader in my direction. As far as celebrity look-alikes go, I get a Mindy Kaling (LINK) every now and then so I was half-expecting some kind of print ad for The Office in the newspaper’s entertainment section. And…there she was. Bridget McCain. Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain’s 16-year-old adopted daughter. Of Bangladeshi origin. So, I told him. "Well, that’s actually John McCain’s 16-year-old adopted daughter. Of Bangladeshi origin." Says he, "Are you sure it’s not you?" "Well, yeah," I said, quickly adding before he could doubt me, "Because John McCain isn’t my dad." I came back to the ABC workspace in Manchester, armed with a copy of the New Hampshire Union Leader to conduct my second unscientific questioning of the day. Responses seemed divided: between those who disagreed with cellular accessories kiosk man and those who saw his point but didn’t want to say it. You be the judge. –Nitya Venkataraman

User Comments

Thanks for the laugh. When I clicked the link, I was expecting something about Jerry Brown, or Willie Brown, or maybe even Gordon Brown.
No resemblance. But how very, very funny.

Posted by: articulus | January 8, 2008, 6:25 pm 6:25 pm

You are a hilarious and gifted writer. I hope to read more of your work in the future.

Posted by: Tina | January 8, 2008, 6:46 pm 6:46 pm

Also, to answer your question, no resemblance (with Bridget, that is. As a complete stranger who has never met you and definitely did not go to high school with you, I would have to agree that you do bear a resemblance to Mindy Kaling.

Posted by: Tina | January 8, 2008, 6:50 pm 6:50 pm

A very well written, and entertaining piece from my favorite writer.
I like the cellular kiosk attendant’s question ‘Are you sure its not you’? The proof is in the split-screen. No resemblance.

Posted by: Lisa | January 9, 2008, 9:18 am 9:18 am

A very well-written piece, Nitya! I agree with Tina in that you bear more of a resemblance to Mindy Kaling (at least from the photo accompanying your article) than to Sen. McCain’s daughter. Are you REALLY sure that it’s not you?

Posted by: chuck | January 9, 2008, 2:37 pm 2:37 pm

Haha, that’s funny. You look NOTIHNG alike!
Some people eh?

Posted by: Alkamal | September 23, 2008, 8:50 pm 8:50 pm

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