Zoo Story

By Jennifer Parker

Jan 18, 2008 11:52am

So now, weeks after the Christmas Day tiger attack at the San Francisco Zoo — after all the hand-wringing how-secure-are-your-zoos media coverage — here’s the Political Punch tip on how to avoid getting mauled by a wild animal at the zoo.

Don’t get drunk, get high, go to the zoo, stand on a railing, and taunt a man-eating savage beast.

– jpt

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