Sometimes it’s as if those dudes from The Onion are writing this election.
"Just read where Senator Patrick Leahy is calling on you to drop out of the Presidential race.
"I know something about this.
"Here’s my advice:
"Don’t listen to people when they tell you not to run anymore.
"That’s just political bigotry.
"Listen to your own inner citizen First Amendment voice.
"This is America…
"Just tell them —
"Get used to it.
No, seriously, this is real.