McCain Jokes About Age, Democrats, on Saturday Night Live

He’s a Fuddy Duddy. We’re witnessing the begining of the fall of the Republican Party, and I’m enjoying it. OBAMA ’08

Right on, John. You will have the votes of we Hillary Democrats. We trust you with the security of our country that you have earned through your many years of service to America. We know, of course, of giving 5 years of your life as a prisoner in Vietnam. Yes as a Hillary Demorcrat, you have my vote.

Discrimination comes in many forms. White/Black, Old/Young, Woman/Man.
One that I have found most troubling is the one against the Clinton who have worked all their lives for civil and human rights now to be accused of playing the race card. As the memo from the Obama campaign early on put out to find anything the Clintons say to use as racial. The media and the Obama campaign have both done. It is like you can’t say anything with the fear of being accused.
I don’t think it should be about White/Black, Old/Young, Woman/Man. It should be about who is most qualified for the job. When we hire for any position for any company we need someone capable and experience.

To benvictor:
Please understand that McCain having many years of service doesn’t gurantee you security he will render to the country.
Its the right people who will surround and work with him and support him. If he doesn’t have them, his long service will be recognised as we do now!

Let’s see if McBush makes any jokes this fall in the general election.This is no laughing matter, come November you’re TOAST Mr, McCain!

McCain’s handlers can have him kid about it all they want …but the country doesn’t actually need a mean spitited, nasty elderly man running the country. I have nothing against age per se as an issue … but he has a reputation for being a big faker when it comes to his nasty temper. He tries in public to exude this kindly persona, when in reality, he’s as personally nasty as they get.

You are good John; great commedy. I only wished you had married up the annointed one of Teddy and Mr. Bush as running mates. George will be looking for a job in January, and since the annointed one will garner few votes anyway, why not an SNL skit of those two on the same ticket? Anyhow as a Hillary Democrat, you have my vote.

MCcain is going to win in a landslide. Anyone who thinks otherwise is out of touch with reality. You can not explain this to sick liberal elitists. They can not be reasoned with due to mental disorders. Bush won! haha Hillary had a chance to win all or some of the swing states that would have given them a chance but thanks to Soros and Moore funding Obama republicans are a sure win.

Quit you gripping and help get out the vote for George W. McCain !!!

I started getting to knwo John McCain and he is very different than George Bush!
I like him and allthough I voted for barrack in MN, I can not anymore!
If I knew his relationship with Rev Wright, my vote would have not been for him to begin with!
Go McCain!

When it comes down to election day, how many women who backed Hillary are going to vote for a guy pledged to appoint Supreme Court justices who will overturn Roe? Or even pass up the opportunity to vote against him?

mampang, You can be experienced with new “ideas”, can’t you?
New “ideas” without the experience to carry them out can lead us down the wrong road.
And what exactly are those “changes” we talk about? I don’t believe it is as simple to carry out, as a lot of people want to believe. Just be careful for what you wish for.

First of all McCain has changed his positions like a windsock on pretty much everything. He has a real credibility problem. I trust him about as much as I do bush & company.I’ll take Obama’s foreign policy plan of diplomatic talks, over McWar’s shoot first, ask questions later policy any day. Haven’t we had enough of that for the last 8 years already?? Its time to turn the page of conventional thinking on foreign policy and how we deal with other nations.

Cliff,
tell hillary i said hi..haha
cause if your going to vote for mccain because of rev.wright and not look at hagee or the policy of war that mccain has been backing then you scare me!!!

Michelle in the White House would be the laughing stock of the entire world, not just the United States.

Nancy go to Canada. We want miss you at all and probably be better off without you. Bye Bye
McCain will be your President so go to Canada.

Ed in Ohio.Florida will be joining Ohio and I think most all southern states will also. McCain will carry several states in the midwest also

BYE BYE BYE Nancy

Obama will win IL, VT, and OR probably. McCain will take the rest. Hillary would have been a contest but the Democratic leadership likes to lose the White House. They work hard to do it too.

Yes, Tom. This will be the first time CA goes red. That’s because the big wigs in the Dem party SO badly love losing to the GOP. They would rather have McCain than a woman president so they push Obama, who will win very few states. If you go to the McCain blog, there are a truckload of Hillary supporters over there. They are going with McCain, not Obama.

NotAfraid,
Cynthia McKinney is on the Green ticket and I could vote for that.

SMART REPUBLICAN: you know as well as anyone that Obama can’t win this race. He will be the nominee and McCain will slaughter him. Remember 80% of the population are white and there are more hispanic voters than blacks and hispanics hate Obama. You can tell on this forum more people are against Obama than for him. A few weeks ago it was different. People have found out about him and he has lost it. My daughter told me that newspaper and tv writers always write articles to make people mad and that way they sell more. She was at one time in journalism before changing to law. Are you moving to Canada with Nancy?

The recent quasi-controversy over the comments made by the Rev. Dr. Jeremiah Wright, retired pastor of the United Church of Christ, to which Sen. Barack Obama (D.IL), both belongs and attends, has shown us how limited, and how narrow, is this new politics peddled by the freshman Senator from Chicago.
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Also he decided to stay in that Church and the new pastor Rev Otis is as bad or worse than Wright. Any Church that teaches that theology is not true Christian.

Obama will win missouri, new york, california, vermont, maine, new hampshire, michigan, oregon, illinios, washington, and iowa easily. he is competitive in states like indiana, virginia, texas, mississippi, ohio, pennsylvania, new jersey, & north carolina. so screw mccain democrats who have NO COLLEGE EDUCATION and are stupid hillbillies.
Coming from a white woman who grew up in west virginia and saw racism 1st hand i know there are people who cant accept change. thats why i moved to new york.
The few never outweigh the many. remember that…. And dont forget, i know racists voting for obama. they dont wamt the little job they have sent overseas

If the GOP ‘s plan to win is using fear-mongering by shoving Rev Wright down our throats, then they’re in for a rude awakening.I can’t speak for everyone but to most americans Bush-McCain appears a whole lot scarier than someones nutty preacher.They have the lives of over 4000 dead & the soldiers blood on their hands.Although Rev Wright’s words were offensive,Bush McCains argument about WMD & the massacre in Iraq is unequivically most offensive!The 3 seats lost in NC,MS,& IL should have been the GOP’s warning.McCain, the jokes on you come November!

Obama will win missouri, new york, california, vermont, maine, new hampshire, michigan, oregon, illinios, washington, and iowa easily. he is competitive in states like indiana, virginia, texas, mississippi, ohio, pennsylvania, new jersey, & north carolina. so screw mccain democrats who have NO COLLEGE EDUCATION and are stupid hillbillies.
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McCain will carry California, Michigan and the states you said was competitive will mostly go for McCain. The people of Indiana are too smart. Now you get on people with no education are voting for McCain. Most of the people I know with degrees are McCain people. You just can’t see the big picture. People don’t want the change that Obama would try to bring. He himself made this statement “We live in the greatest country in the worl and I’m going to change it”. That was a stupid remark. Some of the most stupid people I know finished college.

I have been told that there are a bunch of good black ministers getting together to tell their folks that Obama is not for them. They can’t preach it behind the pulpit but plan to publish full page ads in large newspapers across the country. There are a lot of good black preachers out there that are very smart and see through Obama, Wright, Rekzo, Farahkon, Ayers, and all the other un american people that are for Obama.

i am a well-educated White man who attends a UCC church and I am angry as hades that Obama and his church hide behind the predominantly white UCC denomination in order to continue their racist ways – Trinity UCC is a Black Nationalist Church like Central Congregational Christian Church was until they showed their true colors and left the UCC and formed the Shrine of the Black Madonna. The former UCC pastor at the Shrine of the Black Madonna once said “[Paul] never knew Jesus and [he] modified his teaching to conform to the pagan philosophers of the white gentiles. We, as black Christians suffering oppression in a white man’s land, do not need the individualistic and other-worldly doctrines of Paul and the white man.” Read the book Black Power and Black Theology reference on Obama’s church’s website and you will find similar verbiage

How anyone can honestly believe Obama is a change from the same old political games is beyond me. He said his association with Rezko was a ‘dumb’ decision, that he didn’t know Wright was a rascist, that he wasn’t putting down small town workers, that he wants a bipartisan administration.He was voted “Most Liberal Senator” title last year, he wants gun controls, made a deal with Rezko even while knowing Rezko was under investigation for corruption,lied about not knowing Wright’s agenda, and told a liberal San Francisco audience what they wanted to hear about rural ‘hicks’. He told Judicial Watch he had no records from his term in the Illinois legislature and is using a Madison Avenue slogan ‘Change We Can believe In’ to try to get in the White House. He comes from a wealthy Hawaiian family even though he tries to portray himself as one of the downtrodden. 100 years ago he would have been called a snake oil salesman.

You will see how much change is needed when north korea and china blow our asses with wmd and nukes. but youll be too busy praising mccain to notice.
If America didnt need change once in a while we would still be paying taxes to Britian and my dad would be a slave master!
Wake up!!!!!

Cole – go say that to Warren Buffet who will soon be 77 and has more billions said you have dollars and he is still making well-reasoned billion-dollar decisions -

I am a Hillary supporter & I can tell you why I will vote McCain over Obama. To me Obama is the one that is more like Bush. McCain isn’t anything like Bush. Thats just the DNC spin. Obama will be the most destructive to our country just like Bush has been. I can trust in Hillary and McCain because they’ve served the country well & they love this country. I have never seen such hate before in the democratic party until this year with Obama and the race baiting spin doctors he surrounds himself with.

Okay, I’m 100% for Obama, but McCain’s drop-in on SNL was a hoot. If it shows nothing else, it’s an indicator that McCain has a sense of humor, especially about himself. I can’t say that for a lot of Washington politicians. It’s the same move as Bill playing the sax on Arsenio. Anyone remember that? You do what you can to appeal to the masses when you’re running for president. So how about everyone just calms down, cuts him some slack, and maybe watch the clips again. You might get a laugh, something we all need right about now.

Anyone who thinks California will vote for McCain this November is crazy. Sure, Hillary got the bulk of the democratic votes in the primary but do you think a state that just gave gays the right to marry is going to vote for a president that will TAKE AWAY rights (civil, reproductive, immigration, etc) from the American people? Ain’t gonna happen my friends.

I’m Just So Gay and I want OBama!OBama!OBama!OBama!OBama!OBama!
McCains to old
McCains to old
McCains to old

SMART REPUBLICAN:
I didn’t know you were gay.

ah yes. the tide is turning. i wonder how man npeople here used like 3 or 4 names to make it seem as though there are alot of you. that doesnt work in the voting booth though!
And change as in diplomacy, better health care, getting rid of special interests, no war in iraq, preserving a woman’s right to choose. I assure you, If Obama can stay on the offensive, he’ll win by a landslide.
You guys underestimate the importance of the youth vote!

I can assure you that Obama will win women voters. He will win them 55% to about 42%. Youth from 18-30 he will win 80% to 18%. white men he might lose 35 to 55. he will of course win black vote 92% to 5% and hispanic vote he’ll win 52% to 46%. Trust me, i know….

What has Mccain done to show that he has some intelligence on foreign policy?? Just serving in the military qualifies you for that? Sorry.. some of the best Secretary of State’s in this country did not serve in the military. I have not heard Mccain say anything intelligent so far about foreign policy to make me think he is qualified. In fact i think that this his weakness!!!

>>>> He’s a Fuddy Duddy. We’re witnessing the begining of the fall of the Republican Party, and I’m enjoying it. OBAMA ’08 <<<<<
Sheeeeeet . . . . McCain is licking his chops like a Pavlov dog at the very prospect of Obama. I heard he likes dark meat too.
You need to stop sniffing that carbona dude !

McCain is not only too old for the job, but too old in mindset and vision. His vision is “keep doing what doesn’t work for Americans”. However, McCain will keep doing what works for him, livng off taxpayer’s expense. Taxpayers have carried him all his “working” life, with the best health benefits taxpayers can buy. He did promised something new…all federal facilities, military bases and installations, VA hospitals, and Post Offices will have now have beer delivered. Yes, nothing like having beer distributed nationwide and abroad to federal employees, soldiers, VA patients, and postal workers. I believe it will be a no-bid contract awarded to some rich old lady who’s father left her a beer distribution company.

>>>>> I know people who say they’ll vote for mccain in public to their republican husbands. Little do they know, these people will vote for obama.
Did you idiots know that our alliances are weakening. Is that why your voting mccain? to destroy our alliances? Or do you just see a good looking black man who intimidates you.
All those white men are just pissed off that their wives have “naughty” dreams about obama at night. Maybe your wife cheated with a black man barefootboy9. Is that why you hate Obama? Awww so sad!
And im not gay, im a woman who likes men! All kinds, even black ones. I think white men are jealous of black men. Seriously. You know every white womans fantasy is a black man and your little dicks are getting your egos hurt. What a shame!
Funny how after all these years that slavery has been over you still hate the black man. What a shame. They never did anything to you except seduce your women (yes this is coming from a white woman, who happens to be liberal) I guess white men were always afraid and jealous of black men.
Too bad! :)
And watch how reliable the youth are in november.
your just mad obama won fair & sqaure! he won in february but you guys were too dumb to realize it! <<<<<<
Hello ?
I know . . . . you're secretly into bestiality and you've finally come out. I know where you're coming from "sweetie". I have a few friends who instead of getting ready to enjoy their empty nest status, are now stuck with raising their daughters' bastard kids who pretty much have the same bimbo mind-set such as yourself. Just a repeat of what has been going on for eons. (1 sec BRB )
Just checked . . . . just looked at my coloring. Yep. Definitely no jealousy here girlfriend.
have a wonderful day! Say hello to Rover . . . . .

Many McCain supporters who are also Bush supporters sound like Nazi wannabes. So John McCain obiviously has to act like a Hitler wannabe in some ways to appease the little GOP Nazi wannabes.These people are the ones supporting the destruction of America as we know it. Love those wars! Right you little Nazi wannabes!

Does anyone remember McCain is the one who pushed the issue of a surge, which has worked? That wasn’t something Bush wanted to do or any democrat. Obama though is for everything and not for anyting. Easy to vote for him there. And who said that destructive druggies vote for McCain, absurd, they don’t trust anyone over 30.

I cant wait for obama to mop the floor with mccains old ass in a debate. the choice will be so clear its frightening. you obama haters have no arguments but rezco that crazy bomber dude and wright. theyre not substantial, at all!
November i cant wait to see the look on all the bigots faces. This will be fun
Obama, thanks for running a brilliant campaign. See you at the polls :)
P.S. i’d be his monica lewinsky anyday! but id let him keep the blue dress ;^) LMAO
Oh and RJinFlorida.. if your girlfriend feels a little wider down “there” you know who to blame it on!

Do any of you actually watch SNL? Obama and Clinton have already done it and in all three cases they made fun of themselves. I’m all for debating the real issues but this is an article about SNL. Anybody out there with a sense of humor? Hello?

we need old and tried .we need somebody we know where he stands on issues.war vet who knows the pain of a soldier.i am a democrat for mccain.go mccain.

Scott
Im shocked to discover that I have been Hoodwinked and Bamboozeled by McCain I thought I was voting for him because of his Lifelong commitment to his Country and his willingness to reach across the isle and get things done. I guess I will be changing my vote in Novemeber to the unpatriotic, clueless liberal Senator with a shady past from Il. Thanks for clearing things up for me.

Now that Bush successfully baited the waiting Osama while speaking at the Knesset last week, it has ingeniously started the general election campaign which otherwise would have continued to stagnate while Clinton and Osama continue to duke it out. That would have left Osama to continue to get a free pass by his media friends and not receive the scrutiny that he truly deserves. Do not count Clinton out yet. The coming weeks are going to reveal and unravel many things about this very pursuasive, inexperienced and naive young senator that will have many super-delegates wondering if he can successfully win in November. Kerry looked like he was going to steam-roll to victory as well. But that sharp tongue of his will meet a much more sharper blade in McCain. He talked the talk until now and in the end, just as it was with Kerry, every open-minded, clear thinking, educated citizen will be able to discern and discredit everything or at least most of what this snake-oil salesman is selling.
Oh and Smarty, I’ve been scrutinized by other fellow Italians because of my Sicilian heritage, calling me un-Italian and being black and all dat. Ain’t no wide entries around my harem girlfriend. Anytime you need an endoscopy, give me a holler . . . I’d be happy to oblige to check everything out for you.
. . . . . “Water’s deep too!”

I’ve got a great idea: forget about roads, insurance, schools, just send every american man woman and children to Iraq to fight the eternal war of blood-thirsty McCain… oh, wait, illogic abounds, then who would pay for the rich to get richer off of McCain’s hands-off government style…. who would PAY to have all the american little guys killing up the Muslims?…. Ya know McCain, nothing you say makes much sense, actually… why don’t you just send all the lobbyists to Iraq… there must be a legion of them in your pocket, but the amount that are being exposed in your employ…. hands off government and lobbyists… guess we know who gets the money if it’s not going to be ear marked for roads, schools, insurance!!!!!

McCain does discriminate… he will be president of 50 states rather than Obama’s generous 57.
Obama shows signs of being a shrewder politician… when faced with NAFTA he said what was needed in order to win over the union vote but privately winked to Canada that it was just politics. On the other hand McCain heavily campaigned for the surge, which could have been political suicide had it not worked.
Obama may be the better campaigner, strategist, fundraiser – but then again, he learned much from his years in Chicago politics… including the time he used the courts to exclude his rivals from being on a primary ballot. Yes… a smoother politician and a great basketball player (although not bowling)…. Obama has lots of plusses… but when it comes to being president, soaring rhetoric and meaningless promises of “hope and change” are just empty words. And great… another lawyer, married to another lawyer to boot! Isn’t THAT what we need more of in Washington?!
The last “new style” democrat politician who campaigned to reform Washington was Carter… “oh joy”!
Give me the old fuddy duddy any day… McCain 2008! He is the best candidate for our times.

“HillaryCare” is Back. And now Big Business is behind it too. But while America is heeding the siren call of “free” health care, Canadians are experimenting with free-market reforms to fix the nightmarish problems plaguing their system – which include months-long (sometimes years-long) waiting lists for treatment

“Never be afraid to laugh at yourself,
after all,
You could be missing out on the joke of the CENTURY.”

I have to tell you, McCain has a good chance in CA too!
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I live in California, and would love for you to show me some polling data which supports your argument, because from all the polling data I’ve seen, this is NOT the case.

THEY DIDN’T DO A SKIT COMPARING MCCAIN ASSESSING THE SIZE OF HIS “THREAT” AGAINST OBAMA’S.
IT’S NOT THE SIZE OF THE THREAT, IT’S THE SIZE OF THE EXPLOSION.

Well I don’t know about your states but Northern Ohio is not with its Republican South. Lakewood is ready for a change! Hillary or Obama is just fine with me! I respect McCain’s service but it is time for a new generation to take the White House. The middle class will finally get what they need and the Upper class will just have to deal with the fact they are not the majority
Democrats 08!!!!!!!!!!