New Baby Names from Election 2008
EmailI was intrigued by the news of the father who behind his wife’s back named his newborn baby girl Sarah McCain Palin Ciptak in honor of the GOP ticket.
And I wondered…what other baby names could come from this election?
Here are a few:
Superdelegate Ciptak
Shameon U. Barackobama Ciptak
Threeayem Phonecall Ciptak
Joe DiPlumber Ciptak
Wasilla Ciptak
Ayers Ciptak
Khalidi Ciptak
Keating Ciptak
Tuzla Ciptak
Rezko Ciptak
U.R. Likeable-anuff Ciptak
Rielle Ciptak
Hussein Ciptak
Trig Ciptak
Track Ciptak
Bristol Ciptak
Willow Ciptak
Piper Ciptak
Odinga Ciptak
Justwords Ciptak
Deval Ciptak
Change Ciptak
Countryfirst Ciptak
Literally Ciptak
Girdyour Loins Ciptak
U. Betcha Ciptak
Clingta Guns Ciptak
Gahdamma Merica Ciptak
Mavericky Ciptak
Corsi Ciptak
Tingle Ciptak
Joe Six Ciptak
A. Littleblow Ciptak
Release DiTape Ciptak
We R.D. Oneswerewaitinfor Ciptak
Parsley Ciptak
Hagee Ciptak
Nationa Weiners Ciptak
Fundamentalsadee Economy Arstrong Ciptak
Judas Ciptak
Carly Ciptak
Douglas Holtz-Ciptak
Nafta Ciptak
Austan Ciptak
Justletme Eatmywaffle Ciptak
Fairytale Ciptak
Jessejackson Wonsouthcarolinatoo Ciptak
Real Virginia Ciptak
Meetmein Ohio Ciptak
Vett Ciptak
Under D. Bus Ciptak
Pallinaroundwith Ciptak
Solditon E. Bay Ciptak
Bridgeto Ciptak
Maddow Ciptak
Racecard Ciptak
Tired Wornoutold Ciptak
Hucka-Ciptak
Lipstick Onna Ciptak
Fitedasmearsdot Ciptak
Petraeus Ciptak
Flagpin Ciptak
Other ideas?
- jpt
USS Gabrielle Giffords Honors Courage 
Mitt Romney's Full Speech at CPAC 2012
You are funny man. Low work day I guess ..
Posted by: Bob | November 1, 2008, 11:47 pm 11:47 pm
crisis cipak
rhetorical flourishes citpak
Posted by: Bob | November 1, 2008, 11:50 pm 11:50 pm
I would call my twins Flip and Flop, but I would never call them Citpak.
Though I reserve the right to radically change my position on that.
Posted by: harriet | November 2, 2008, 12:06 am 12:06 am
You forgot the biggest one Jake!
Myfriend Ciptak or Myfriends Ciptak!
Posted by: cincyr | November 2, 2008, 12:13 am 12:13 am
Straighttalk Ciptak
Posted by: Kate | November 2, 2008, 12:16 am 12:16 am
And let’s not forget
The One Ciptak, Jr.
Posted by: Kate | November 2, 2008, 12:18 am 12:18 am
How about Sheez Aluzer
Posted by: Mr. Coffee | November 2, 2008, 12:19 am 12:19 am
ok, it is O-F-F-I-C-I-A-L
after the plane landing from seat 18A on o-force one
and this
jake is tired and bored out of his mind.
be careful jake, if you are flying at night, don’t look out the window, you might just enter the twilight zone and start seeing a little man on the wing.
Posted by: cheer up, smile, nertz! | November 2, 2008, 12:19 am 12:19 am
Four-hundred Dolla Haircut Ciptak
Suspend Dacampaign Ciptak
Redistributionist Inchief Ciptak
Posted by: cincyr | November 2, 2008, 12:20 am 12:20 am
Wingnut Ciptak
Koolaid Ciptak
Puma Ciptak
I. Voted 4Clinton Ciptak
Bitter Ciptak
Nader Who Ciptak
Maverick Ciptak
Aunt Zeituni Ciptak
Posted by: MIguy | November 2, 2008, 12:20 am 12:20 am
“By the way, Mr. Obama’s full name also contains the letters, USSR, for what it is worth. I personally don’t think he is a full-tilt commie, but it is still kind of weird.”
Hahaha… can right wing paranoia become any funnier? topo2005, you seriously gotta see a doctor.
By the way, Mr. McCain’s full name also contains the letters CNN, for what it is worth. I personally don’t think he is a liberal media giant, but it is still kind of weird.
Posted by: hyperbole | November 2, 2008, 12:24 am 12:24 am
i can tell you must be mad and taking it out on obama, because most of the cipak were obama related.
how about myfriends cipak
and don’t forget the “myfriends”
you must do the little finger signs mccain always does.
did you do “Spred D. Wealth” cipak
“werall cipak”
Posted by: cheer up, smile, nertz! | November 2, 2008, 12:27 am 12:27 am
People are insane. I knew this when republicans turned their backs on the only republican worth a damn….Ron Paul.
Posted by: Huh | November 2, 2008, 12:30 am 12:30 am
don’tboo just vote cipak
NOWMD Cipak
Sidekick cipak
justholdyournose cipak
hesanarab cipak
no madam he’s not an arab cipak
hesadecent man cipak
Posted by: cheer up, smile, nertz! | November 2, 2008, 12:34 am 12:34 am
Nounverbnineeleven Citpak
Caucus Citpak
Fivetwentyeight Citpak
Jeffersonjackson Citpak
Weatherman Citpak
Onefiftygrandwardrobe Citpak
Baracuda Citpak
Inevitable Citpak
Real Virginia Citpak
Posted by: Steve | November 2, 2008, 12:38 am 12:38 am
Russiafrommyhouse Ciptak
Keating Ciptak, or anything ending with a letter “G” would have to be changed to “Keatin’ Ciptak.”
Posted by: beelzebubbles | November 2, 2008, 1:02 am 1:02 am
“By the way, Mr. Obama’s full name also contains the letters, USSR, for what it is worth. I personally don’t think he is a full-tilt commie, but it is still kind of weird.”
Hahaha… can right wing paranoia become any funnier? topo2005, you seriously gotta see a doctor.
By the way, Mr. McCain’s full name also contains the letters CNN, for what it is worth. I personally don’t think he is a liberal media giant, but it is still kind of weird.
Posted by: hyperbole | Nov 2, 2008 12:24:17 AM
I’m not sure why the original anagram I posted got deleted but if you are curious it used Obama’s full name (middle included) with a Mr. in front to form an angram that include the name Chairman Mao.
By the way, you can select letters in Obama’s full name (including the middle name we are TOLD is imopolite to mention) to form ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC along with CNN. But not FOX, curiously enough.
Posted by: topo2005 | November 2, 2008, 1:10 am 1:10 am
OK, I know some of these have “stretch marks” on ‘em … but here goes:
Hope Audacity Ciptak
Reed Distribution Ciptak
I. Dunn Know’em Ciptak
Raychelle Card Ciptak
MSM Wayan D. Tank Ciptak
Vida O. Held Ciptak
Noah Sociation Ciptak
Mina Country Ciptak
Neiman Sachs Ciptak
I. C. Russia Ciptak
Maverick Ciptak
Cher My Toys Ciptak
Talking Points Ciptak
O. That Joe Ciptak
Polly Ty Calpunch Ciptak
The One Ciptak
Posted by: costamesabob | November 2, 2008, 1:10 am 1:10 am
Shame Shame Shame Ciptek
Posted by: doug | November 2, 2008, 1:11 am 1:11 am
I Don’t Know What Causes Global Warming Ciptak
G. Gordan Liddy Who? Ciptak
God’s War Ciptak
I Can’t Name One News Source That I Read Ciptak
Posted by: ziadora | November 2, 2008, 1:20 am 1:20 am
Rus siahouse Ciptak (Greek)
Cou ricgotcha Ciptak (Italian)
Pat riotism Ciptak (Russian?)
Jo-creashin O’mbrella Ciptak (Italian)
Cli Ngun Ciptak (Vietnamese)
Endo Rse Ciptak (South African?)
Don Nate Ciptak (AMERICAN!! even though i had to add an ‘n’)
Cam Paign Ciptak (Vietnamese again?)
Jay Ktapper Ciptak (?)
Pow Yurs Ciptak (Chinese)
DebbieT. Ciptak
Chen Je Ciptak (Chinese)
Tacs Anspend Ciptak (Swedish)
Ateh Ouses (Nigerian)
Posted by: Question | November 2, 2008, 1:26 am 1:26 am
Erratic Ciptak
Myfellow Prisoners Ciptak
That One Ciptak
Joe The Ciptak
Anoun Averb Anda Ciptak
First Amendment Ciptak
Swing State Ciptak
P.O.W. Ciptak
and, a little local color from here in North Carolina:
Godless American Ciptak
Posted by: thisniss | November 2, 2008, 1:43 am 1:43 am
What a waste of bandwidth as as well as the reported wasting his time!
Posted by: Justme8811 | November 2, 2008, 2:37 am 2:37 am
Jake I think those landings have done you some harm!!
That or you need this campaign to end LOL
Posted by: Mike NC | November 2, 2008, 3:30 am 3:30 am
Georgedidit Citpak
Posted by: Yankee | November 2, 2008, 5:57 am 5:57 am
in honor of your great ‘selfishness’ post the other day (thanks for the link to the ayn rand institute, great site):
ayn rand cipak
Posted by: catherine the great | November 2, 2008, 6:36 am 6:36 am
Poll Cat Citpak
Posted by: cheer up, smile, nertz! | November 2, 2008, 7:22 am 7:22 am
RePO Ciptak
Posted by: topo2005 | November 2, 2008, 11:13 am 11:13 am
My personal favorite..McCalin
Posted by: McCalin08 | November 2, 2008, 12:04 pm 12:04 pm
Joe Ciptak
Posted by: secret | November 2, 2008, 5:47 pm 5:47 pm
Salin Ciptak? How about that? :D
Posted by: baby hair clips | March 23, 2009, 8:01 am 8:01 am