Best Lines

By Jennifer Parker

May 10, 2009 6:36am

Best lines from last night’s White House Correspondents’ Association dinner:

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: 

-"In the next 100 days I will learn to go off the prompter, and Joe Biden will learn to stay on the prompter."

-"In the next 100 days our bipartisan outreach will be so successful that even John Boehner will consider becoming a Democrat … After all we have a lot in common. He is a person of color… although not a color that appears in the natural world."

-"In the next 100 days we will house train our dog Bo. Because the last thing Tim Geithner needs is someone else treating him like a fire hydrant."

-"We had been rivals during the campaign. But these days we could not be closer. In fact, the second she got back from Mexico, she pulled me into a hug and gave me a big kiss. Told me I had better get down there myself."

–"Tomorrow is mothers day.  I do have to say, this is a tough holiday for Rahm because he is not used to saying the word ‘day’ after ‘mother.’"

–George Stephanopoulos

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