Best lines from last night’s White House Correspondents’ Association dinner:
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA:
-"In the next 100 days I will learn to go off the prompter, and Joe Biden will learn to stay on the prompter."
-"In the next 100 days our bipartisan outreach will be so successful that even John Boehner will consider becoming a Democrat … After all we have a lot in common. He is a person of color… although not a color that appears in the natural world."
-"In the next 100 days we will house train our dog Bo. Because the last thing Tim Geithner needs is someone else treating him like a fire hydrant."
-"We had been rivals during the campaign. But these days we could not be closer. In fact, the second she got back from Mexico, she pulled me into a hug and gave me a big kiss. Told me I had better get down there myself."
–"Tomorrow is mothers day. I do have to say, this is a tough holiday for Rahm because he is not used to saying the word ‘day’ after ‘mother.’"