In Politics, Candy Is Dandy

Feb 14, 2012 11:03am

As a kid, Valentine’s Day was a pretty exhausting experience. I remember being obsessive with each and every card I  gave out to classmates. Should I send the mushy one or the generic “I like you” greeting to my crush? Should I go with the knock-knock jokes or the cutesy sayings? What if I pour my heart out in cards but don’t get any in return?

Now, just imagine if the presidential candidates had to send out Valentine’s Day candy hearts to their sweethearts — or wanna-be sweethearts.

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From: Mitt
To: Wavering conservative GOP voters

 

 

 

 

 

2themoon In Politics, Candy Is DandyFrom: Newt
To: Media elites living in New York high rises and riding the subway

 

 

4givme In Politics, Candy Is Dandy From: Iowa GOP
To: Rick Santorum

 

 

 

thx In Politics, Candy Is Dandy From: Obama campaign
To: Republican electorate determined to keep this primary going in perpetuity

 

 

 

helpme In Politics, Candy Is Dandy From: Rick Santorum
To: Foster Friess, the man behind the pro-Santorum SuperPAC, Red, White and Blue Fund

 

 

 

w84161 In Politics, Candy Is DandyFrom: Ron Paul
To: Rand Paul, his son, the KY SEN and potential 2016 nominee

 

 

Images: Acme.com Heart Maker

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