Delegates for Dummies, Mitt Romney Squishes a Bug, Tired of Tuesday, Obama Rolls With Jobs (PM NOTE)

Tired of Tuesday? Dems Seek Weekend Election Days - Tuesday was first adopted by Congress because it was more convenient for farmers. What's more convenient in an age of long commutes and work days? http://abcn.ws/x1lqw9

Delegates for Dummies - If you want to understand the delegate war being played out from Kansas to Guam and throughout the South, watch this animated video -   http://abcn.ws/xFdc4Y

Being George Stephanopoulos - This Week and GMA Anchor commiserates with Sarah Palin on being represented (and misrepresented) in movies - http://abcn.ws/yxB01m

Don't forget to set your clock forward so you can… Tune in Sunday to see South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham and NY Sen. Chuck Schumer (they agree on China, but not much else) http://abcn.ws/x5H48C

Exit Polling is a Dish Best Served Cold - Gary Langer on Race, Religion and Romney's Inability to Light a Fire - http://abcn.ws/xGkS7A

Sarah Palin Emails Jake Tapper on Game Change - "I believe my family has the right priorities and knows what really matters. For instance, our son called from Afghanistan yesterday and he sounded good, and that's what matters. Being in the good graces of Hollywood's 'Team Obama' isn't top of my list."

Obama Rolls on Jobs Numbers in VA - From Bruce / Dwyer - President Obama today hailed two straight years of private-sector job growth under his administration, calling the February jobs report the latest sign "the economy is getting stronger." … The burst of positive economic news added to Obama's swagger as he toured the factory, located just south of Richmond, and addressed supporters before heading south for a duo of campaign fundraisers set to net at least $2.8 million for the 2012 campaign. In his speech, Obama highlighted a new $1 billion proposal - part of his 2013 budget blueprint - to create a series of regional manufacturing institutes aimed at  linking manufacturers and academic experts to make the U.S. more competitive. http://abcn.ws/wxdsK4

Exterminator - Watch Romney Squish a Bug - http://abcn.ws/zIOC3o

Romney's Playlist - Soggy Bottom Boys and Beach Boys - From Emily Friedman - http://abcn.ws/A3M1kb

New Radicals, Day 2 - Did Derrick Bell Visit the White House? http://abcn.ws/wGBy6a

Santorum Has His Own Delegate Math, reports Shush Walshe - "Look, we are breaking all the rules and folks who like to play by the establishment rules, they just feel really nervous about us." Adding that in December he was "sitting at two percent," he suggested the naysayers would call it "an act of God for Rick Santorum to be here in March … well, here I am." http://abcn.ws/xqtNyj

Southern Solution? Nope - Elicia Dover reports Gingrich says he won't get out not matter what happens next Tuesday - http://abcn.ws/AvAZmU

Chris Christie Unplugged - "Damn, Man, I'm The Governor. Could You Just Shut Up for a Second?" http://abcn.ws/ABN1gc

Jon Karl on how your Tax Dollars May Have Tried to Bail Out a French Car Company - http://abcn.ws/zzxCQg

Santorum in Kansas says Romney is Dishonest - http://abcn.ws/zeWfcc

Romney Asks Alabama Frontman to Sing Lynyrd Skynyrd Song - (at least he didn't ask for Neil Young) - http://abcn.ws/xd733b

Monday - Birthday of Mitt Romney, Liza Minelli, Jack Kerouac (Tapper)

Mitt on Grits (and cold cereal)  - http://abcn.ws/A8lVJu

In Battle for South, Romney Focuses on Obama "Infomercial" not GOP Rivals - http://abcn.ws/wwxeoG

VA is for Lovers - A Backhanded Gift from Bob McDonnell to Barack Obama - http://abcn.ws/AxvnCs