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"Alas, poor Gibbs! I knew him: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent pastels: he hath spun my flip-flops on his back a thousand times. Here hung that mouth that spoke for me I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your dodges? Your sarcastic bites?"

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