Terrorism and Doughnuts: FBI Director James Comey's Wackiest Analogies

Is the FBI like a box of chocolates? See for yourself.

ByABC News
November 24, 2014, 6:17 AM

— -- An ABC News investigation spanning several Google results has uncovered a radical analogist inside the FBI. His name: James Comey. His rank: FBI director.

And compelling evidence indicates he is a homegrown verbal essayist. In fact, for the past year he’s been using somewhat random metaphors to spread his message of law enforcement and national security.