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  1. Web Extra: Read Sen. Rand Paul's New Book Intro

    Sat, 8 Sep 2012

    hastily that they not only mistake identifying the actual problem, they cause other unintended problems in the process. Groucho Marx understood it well when he said, "Politics is the art of looking everywhere for problems, finding them, misdiagnosing

  2. Oct. 2: Day in History

    Mon, 3 Oct 2011

    Amish Schoolhouse Shooting A peace-loving community is the target of a brutal massacre. Famous Birthdays : 1890 Groucho Marx 1904 Graham Greene 1949 Annie Leibovitz 1951 Sting 1970 Kelly Ripa

  3. Deity Goes into Retirement: Tibetans Face Uncertainty in Post-Dalai Lama Era

    Thu, 25 Aug 2011

    practices what he preaches, and even manages to reflect on himself in a self-deprecating way: a blend of Gandhi and Groucho Marx who is particularly beloved among celebrities like actors Richard Gere and Uma Thurman, French first lady Carla Bruni

  4. What It's Like to Think With a Dog's Brain

    Tue, 27 Apr 2010

    Groucho Marx once said, "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." But it is beginning

  5. Ask an Expert: Time for the Small Biz Quiz

    Mon, 17 Aug 2009

    So here we are in the dog days of summer and it seems that no one is working much. Oh sure, we might pretend we are working, we might even try and finish some projects, but is anything of substance getting done? No, not much. So in the spirit of summer, for today please enjoy The Small Biz Quiz.

  6. Check It Out: New Calendar Features Librarians' Tattoos

    Fri, 31 Jul 2009

    mother and the other women in her life. Throughout the calendar, you can also find Kelly's twist on the lyrics of Groucho Marx 's classic song, "Lydia the Tattooed Lady." Kelly will soon hand over her library card, as she is set to retire

News

  1. A Kennedy Christmas

    Thu, 19 Feb 2009

    the spirit of the Christmas holiday. It includes reflections on the season from writers as diverse as Truman Capote, Groucho Marx , Martin Luther King Jr. and John Lennon. Also included are personal treasures from her own family including a young

  2. THE NOTE: Fred's Fumbles

    Thu, 12 Feb 2009

    of town-hall meetings and house parties, where he mixes blunt answers and wisecracks -- a blend of gravitas and Groucho Marx ," Chen writes. Says McCain: "We're gaining some traction, and we're having a lot of fun." Here's one way

  3. How some Pinnacle brands came to be

    Wed, 6 Aug 2008

    now is only a frozen fish brand. Vlasic pickle products (2001) It was created by the Vlasic family in 1942. Its Groucho Marx -esque stork icon first appeared in 1974 TV ads and touted a fresh "crunch" with the line: "Vlasic is the best-tasting

  4. Beauty Tips from the Pros: Plucky Eyebrows

    Tue, 8 Apr 2008

    Audrey Hepburn, Bette Davis, Sophia Lore, and Elizabeth Taylor, what do you picture? Their eyebrows! What about Groucho Marx and Oscar the Grouch? Brows! If your eyes are the mirror of your soul, then your brows are their frames. Your eyebrows

  5. How to Rig an Election: Convicted Phone-Jammer Tells All

    Fri, 4 Jan 2008

    and if they wanted to hire me, why would I want to work for them," he tells ABCNEWS.com. "It's like that old Groucho Marx line about not joining a club that would have me as a member." But he can't help following the campaign and takes

  6. Book Excerpt: Joan Collins on Staying Young

    Tue, 24 Oct 2006

    thought forty-five was pretty old, and then at forty-five, I thought I was in my prime. Think positively. As Groucho Marx said, "Growing old is something you do if you're lucky." I think that's great. I mean, so you're getting older? So what's

  7. 2005: A Year of Couch-Jumping Madness

    Mon, 9 Jan 2006

    TV immortality as America's favorite fussbudget, Felix Unger. "A man is only as young as the woman he feels," Groucho Marx once quipped, and he should know. He was 64 when he married his third wife, who was 40 years his junior. 5. Go

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Videos

  1. President Obama Takes Press Through Visual Journey in Correspondents' Roast

    Sat, 27 Apr 2013

    intimidated. But he makes it any wonder I definitely July. Remarkable transformation. Sound like good morning. There Groucho Marx once said. And then. Senator crews that's Groucho call that's the other. Groucho once told an audience. Before

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    -- -- -- -- Remarkable transformation. -- Sound like good morning. There Groucho Marx once said. And then. Senator crews that's Groucho -- -- call that's the other. Groucho -- once told an audience. Before I
  2. 'Avengers' Foreign Product Placement

    Tue, 8 May 2012

    silent. In fact one of the first Academy Award winners had a product placement for Hershey. It's probably Quincy Groucho Marx was not above for profit. They're Lifesavers happily paid for that little gag It helps subsidize the batteries in

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    Academy Award winners had a product placement for Hershey. It's probably Quincy Groucho Marx was not above -- for profit. They're Lifesavers happily paid for that little gag -- -- -- -- It helps subsidize the
  3. 'Welcome Back, Kotter' Cast Welcomed on 'GMA'

    Mon, 11 Apr 2011

    all of a sudden now. While the show featured disappearance James Woods. Gave Kaplan's comedic idol the legendary Groucho Marx was the cameo that almost was as stressed finally were calls. was gonna due. A Fridays at the end of the show gave

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    show featured disappearance -- James Woods. Gave Kaplan's comedic idol the legendary Groucho Marx was the cameo that almost was as -- stressed -- finally were calls. -- was gonna due. A Fridays at the end
  4. Bob Saget: "A Work In Progress"

    Tue, 7 Dec 2010

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    that I found interest -- and so they were -- But -- Groucho Marx line of Woody Allen quoted which -- that would never be part of a club -- would accept me as a member
  5. Are You Really in Love?

    Thu, 19 Aug 2010

    are going to use it. Love this mysterious the attempt to study it grinds it down into something else yet as and it Groucho Marx quote on culminated a comedy is like the Begin an Anchorage Alaska. Further and further snow days turned into weeks

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  6. How Dogs' Hearing Is Different From Humans

    Fri, 13 Nov 2009

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    good title for this book yet -- -- to try to undermine Groucho Marx admire a title but. I was interested in what is it like inside that -- -- Well now we are out of
  7. Webcast: Shooting Motive?, Homeless Basketball Star, EuroSong Controversy

    Wed, 11 Mar 2009

    to write a new song or that changed the lyrics to its chosen Euro songs act which has been on the kindly described. Groucho Marx and John Travolta. But the world left I'm Mike you know. It's gonna do it for the webcast today don't forget

    Groucho Marx found at 13:30

    its chosen Euro songs act which has been on the kindly described. Groucho Marx and -- John Travolta. But the world -- left I'm Mike you know. It's gonna do it for the webcast today don't
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