Bat Boy Sighted in NYC Subway!
Bat Boy, the most popular of WWN's characters, was filmed riding on top of a NYC subway car! The little superhero was discovered in a West Virginia cave in 1992 by zoologists who described his "enormous amber eyes" and ears "like satellite dishes"; he sheds his wings once every three years and regenerates a new pair. After Sept. 11, the sawed-off runt, who eats his weight in bugs every day, enlisted in the U.S. Marines, where his sense of smell helped troops find Saddam Hussein hiding in a spider hole. The kid also defused a terrorist bomb aboard a plane by urinating on it.
(Weekly World News )