Transcript for Top Moments From Correspondents' Dinner Host Conan O'Brien
This is really a star studded event this year -- taking it to new heights to gradually you new heights because you've got some of the guys from -- dynasty here. Dot dynasty. The guys from -- dynasty -- here which can only mean one thing the guys from storage wars said now. No I love -- dynasty don't get me wrong but guys -- really don't think your Streisand whistles -- -- -- -- -- -- It's incredible. I always hated that one. There was some of you know this is my second time speaking at this event. -- was last -- eighteen years ago back in 1995. A lot's changed since then today you can get real time information on world events from something small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. Back in 95. We -- that George Stephanopoulos. I can't see -- -- easier if there's a crew time in the way. It's amazing to think. How much our country's changed in eighteen years think about. -- in 1995. He told me that in 2013. -- have an African American president. With the middle name Hussein. Who was just reelected to a second term in a sluggish economy. I would have said. Well he must've run against Mitt Romney. By the way no offense Mr. President I do congratulate you on your victory. But as a late night comedian I was kind of pulling for the rich guy whose horse danced in the Olympics. Some people say print media is dying but I don't believe get. And neither does my blacks met. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- But I would like to take a moment. Here and change gears and say something to the president regarding defense the past two weeks. Some of you may not know this I grew up in Boston. My parents still live there and my brother Luke raised his Stanley in Watertown. And I like to take this opportunity thank you Mr. President. For visiting. That great city and helping its people begin to heal with the inspiring new -- -- you. It's -- said recently that you don't mess with Boston. As someone who grew up there I'd like to echo that sentiment. It's really pretty simple if you're -- pick on -- city don't choose one where nine out of ten people are related to a cop. Well tonight I'm excited to announce that turner broadcasting. Is gonna make a major television miniseries about -- -- power players here in Washington. They just -- the casting and haven't liked to announce who. It's going to play through this is day. Vice president Joseph Biden. Is going to be played by Bob Barker. Former White House advisor David Axelrod. We'll be play by Higgins from Magnum PI. This has also produced by Steven Spielberg by the way representative Paul Ryan. We'll be played by mr. -- me. Senator Chuck Schumer. Will be played by grandpa Munster. State senator Harry Reid -- played by. The old man from the American gothic me. Fox News CEO Roger -- will be played by boss hog waste time. And the DL. Speaker the house John Boehner will be played by -- mom. Secretary of home. -- security Janet Napolitano will be played by Paul. -- Former White House chief of staff in Chicago mayor rob. Manuel. Will be played -- do we from the Family Guy. Secretary of state John Kerry will be played by. An Easter Island head. I cannot tell those two apart. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts will be played by. Buzz light year. Senator Mitch McConnell. Will be played by dame -- CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer will be played by -- Kirby. NRA executive vice president Wayne Lapierre will be played by. The space mountain guide from Raiders of the Lost -- And finally white house Press Secretary Jay Carney will be played by. Ralphie from a Christmas card. -- -- -- --
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