Working Wounded: Worst of the Worst

ByABC News
September 20, 2006, 6:29 AM

Sept. 20, 2006 — -- Let's start with my qualifications to discuss "worst jobs."

For the last decade, I've written an internationally syndicated work advice column called Working Wounded.

With a name like that, you can imagine the e-mails I receive on a daily basis.

One example, "I decided to put a photo of my family on the wall of my cube. I got out a pin to attach it and suddenly I heard screams from the other side of the wall. Turns out my neighbor was bleeding and quite displeased."

Let's face it. We all get "stuck" once and a while at work. It's inevitable.

But this blog is about the very worst jobs out there, at least according to my e-mail. I broke them down into the following categories and include an example for each:

  • Worst Working Conditions
  • Worst Assignment
  • Worst Employee. Yes, bad employees can create a nightmarish job, too.

Disclaimer: A construction worker once e-mailed, "I'm just happy to come home each night with all my body parts intact."

The truly worst jobs are those that present a clear and present danger to your health and safety.

Each year, according to the government, fishing and mining are usually at the top of the list of most dangerous jobs. I try to avoid talking about dangerous jobs in my column, because they're just not that funny.

Worst Working Conditions:
"I once had a job steam cleaning dumpsters. It was even worse than you imagine. I had to climb inside of these dirty dumpsters with nothing but me and my steam gun. This was before the days of protective clothing. As an aside, many of your readers have no doubt seen corner reflectors hung on sailboats, designed to reflect radar energy back to the source so that the boat will be easily seen. It turns out that directing steam into the interior corners of a dumpster works pretty much the same way. Everything that was once stuck in the corner of the dumpster gets blasted out and comes directly back to you?covering you from head to toe in an instant. A sort of putrid tsunami."

This e-mail sums up the real value of reading about someone else's truly terrible job. It makes each of us feel so much better about our 9-5.