Feb. 27, 2011— -- If you're a celebrity gawker like me, Oscar night offers a cornucopia of delights. From the bling and cummerbunds to the standing ovations and emotional breakdowns to the endless stream of thank-yous blubbered at moms, makeup artists and mistresses in the audience, there's no shortage of excess.
Back on Planet Earth—where the rest of us sit behind a desk or stand at a counter or operate heavy machinery for a living—receiving an award for a job well done is about as glamorous as a trip to the proctologist. As a result, it's often as inspiring.
Either we're given a cheesy plaque we wouldn't be caught dead displaying on our wall or an Olive Garden gift certificate that barely covers dinner for one. Or we're reminded just how pointless employee awards are when the teammate who contributes the least wins Employee of the Year—for the third consecutive time.
A reader I'll call Carlos described this particularly demoralizing employee award experience: "I thought my department was finally going to get the whole awards thing right for a change," said Carlos, an insurance professional who didn't want his real name used. "They named a peer committee to not only pick the winners, but to create the award categories."
Carlos expected he'd finally see some colleagues whose valuable work had gone unrecognized for too long get the props they deserved. Instead, the awards committee pulled a stunt worthy of Michael Scott, the clueless, inappropriate boss on the TV show "The Office."
"The committee gave out five awards—four of which went to people on the committee," Carlos said. "They basically used the company's time and money to give themselves a public pat on the back."
Of course, not all employee awards programs are this ineffective and insulting. And with a few tweaks, those that are can easily be fixed, whether you're a manager or a peer on a nominating committee. For suggestions on how to build an awards program employees will appreciate, I spoke with several workplace experts and a number of managers and employees. Here's what they suggested.