Snarky Siri: 7 Moments Apple's Personal Assistant Brings the Sass

Siri is getting a reputation for being quite the snarky assistant.

ByABC News
July 1, 2015, 2:44 PM

— -- Siri, Apple's trusted virtual personal assistant who is at users' beck and call, is developing quite the reputation for her snarky answers to certain questions.

Sometimes she's funny. Other times she's feisty or passive aggressive. And as the Internet discovered this week, Siri isn't afraid of a low blow.

When asked "What is zero divided by zero?" Siri launches into a monologue that left plenty of people feeling was a bit personal.

"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends," she says. "How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends."

If you can't get enough of Siri's sassy replies, try these other questions:

Are you better than Cortana?

When it comes to comparing herself to Microsoft's virtual personal assistant, Siri says "That's like comparing apples and... not apples."

A "Hi, Cortana" will also earn you this acerbic reply: "Very funny. I mean, not funny "ha-ha," but funny."

Do You Know Tim Cook?

Of course Siri does, and she'll tell you, "I'm a huge fan."

Knock Knock

How's this for snark?

"Knock knock. Who's there? Alyssa. Alyssa who? Alyssa, I don't do knock-knock jokes."

Am I Pretty?

Siri has her nice moments, too.

"You're a very good looking... human."

Why Am I Single?

"I don't know. Frankly, I've wondered that myself."

What Do You Look Like?

"In the cloud, no one cares what you look like."

What Is the Meaning of Life?

"It's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya."