Bush Fixed Global Warming

Feb. 11, 2007 — -- A roundup of the late-night comics.

David Letterman: So cold that Iran is attempting to enrich hot cocoa.

Jay Leno: And congratulations to Vice President Al Gore, been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. Luckily for Gore, Florida does not vote on this one.

Jay Leno: Oh, presidential candidate Barack Obama said he's going to quit smoking. You know, he's a smoker. He's going to quit smoking, which is good news for Hillary Clinton. You know, now that he's breathing down her neck, she won't have to worry about that secondhand smoke.

Stephen Colbert: Now Senator Obama is not the first African American to run for President, but he is the first African American to have a prayer [shows pictures of Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson], which is ironic since two of the others were reverends.

Conan O'Brien: The '08 presidential race heating up. Everyone's throwing their hat in the ring. Republican Congressman Tom Tancredo has announced he's forming a presidential exploratory committee. Yeah, the committee won't be paid for their work, but they will get some sweet, high-paying jobs in the Tancredo administration.

David Letterman: Here's how cold it is today. Earlier today, President Bush said, "See, I fixed global warming."

Jay Leno: And the big rumor -- and you heard it here first -- is that Al Gore may announce he's running for President at the Academy Awards. Well, that would be a first. Somebody at the Oscars talking about politics who actually knows what they're talking about. That's never, that's never happened.