Funnies: White Males Bash Club of White Males

Jan. 15, 2005 — -- A round-up of the late-night comics.

Leno: I saw a new reality show today: "Judge Alito's Dancing Around Roe Versus Wade." Did you see that today?

[Leno dances]

Letterman: Speaking of heart trouble: Earlier this week Vice President Cheney went to the hospital because of shortness of breath. Yeah, he's fine. Don't worry about it. He's sitting up and receiving lobbyists.

Stewart: The most contentious questioning Alito received was over his supposed membership in the Concerned Alumni of Princeton, an organization that tried to keep Princeton all male and all white.