Here's What the Oscar Nominees Are Really Thinking

Feb. 24, 2013— -- intro: Previously, we shared some guesses as to what this year's Grammy nominees are thinking during the awards ceremony. Well, our curiosity extends to the actors, directors and other artists who have swathed themselves in expensive fabric to give and receive glistening golden statues. What goes through their minds? Are they uncomfortable? Cold? Light-headed from their two week-long juice fast? Let's find out.

Although: We actually have no idea what Joaquin is thinking.

quicklist: 1title: Anne Hathawaytext: She tends to give memorable speeches. So why not rap when she (obviously) wins? We think she'd at least consider it.

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quicklist: 2title: Jennifer Lawrencetext: This is actually what we've been thinking for months now.

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quicklist: 3title: Daniel Day-Lewistext: He's totally going to win and he knows it. But he has to at least pretend he's surprised.

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quicklist: 4title: Philip Seymour Hoffmantext: Oh, right! Hi there, PSH.

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quicklist: 5title: Bradley Coopertext: Is she...?

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quicklist: 6title: Sally Fieldtext: ...Nope.

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