11: The Chocolate Fountain: We all know what happened to Agustus Gloop in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory." Still, think of the fondue fun you can have in your own home, dunking strawberries into the cascading torrent created by Rival's $60 Chocolate Fountain, available at Kohl's. Just beware the Oompa Loompas.
12: Personalized Diaper Bags and Wall Murals: Don't you know someone whose face deserves to be on a diaper bag? In the age of digital photography, companies will help you put your image on almost anything. Egami-Lifestyle.com will turn treasured photos into anything, with prints on a silk scarf starting at $120.
You can also take a stab at fine art. The designers at PhotoFiddle.com will enhance your favorite photos to resemble oil paintings, watercolor collages or even Andy Warhol-style pop art concoctions. The finished work is printed on gallery-quality canvas and framed at prices that start at $50 for a framed 12-by-12-inch portrait.
If you really want to make a big impression, PhotoFiddle can even turn your family photo into a huge 24-foot-wide, six-foot-high wall mural. That'll cost $2,200, but if you get the urge this holiday to blow up your entire family, this is your best bet.
Buck Wolf is entertainment producer at ABCNEWS.com. "The Wolf Files" is published Tuesdays.