Robert Downey Jr., following Ricky Gervais' introduction which cited his stints at the Betty Ford Center and Los Angeles County Jail: "Aside from the fact that it's been hugely mean spirited with mildly sinister undertones, I'd say the vibe of the show is pretty good so far, wouldn't you?"
"Toy Story 3" director Lee Unkrich to presenters Justin Bieber and Haylee Steinfeld, "Wow, were you two even born when the first 'Toy Story' came out?"
Jane Lynch, accepting the best comedic supporting actress award for "Glee:" "I am nothing if not falsely humble."
The cast of "Glee."
Robert De Niro, accepting the Cecil B. DeMille Award: "I'd like to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. Thank you for this extraordinary honor. I was very moved and gratified when you made the announcement two months ago, well before you had the chance to review 'Little Fockers.'"
De Niro on security deporting HFPA members, Golden Globes waiters and Javier Bardem: "For the rest of you, I hope your papers are in order because homeland security will be checking them, just as soon as they're through with the full body scans of Megan Fox."
Paul Giamatti, accepting the best comedic actor award for Barney's Version: "I'm a little jacked up because I ate five boxes of the free Godiva chocolates. I just saw Godiva chocolate -- I've never seen so many Godiva chocolates. And Halle Berry."
Natalie Portman, accepting the best dramatic actress award for "Black Swan:" Thank you to Benjamin [Millepied, her fiance] … Benjamin choreographed the film and also you might remember him in the movie as the guy when they ask 'Would you sleep with that girl?' and he's like, 'Psh, no.' He's the best actor, it's not true, he totally wants to sleep with me!"
Michael Douglas, who recently declared he's cancer free, walking to the presenters podium to wild applause: "There's got to be an easier way to get a standing ovation."
Full List of Winners of the 2011 Golden Globes
-- Supporting Actor: Christian Bale, "The Fighter."
-- Original Score: "The Social Network."
-- Original Song: "You Haven't Seen the Last of Me," (written by Diane Warren), "Burlesque."
-- Actress, Musical or Comedy: Annette Bening, "The Kids Are All Right."
-- Animated Film: "Toy Story 3."
-- Screenplay: Aaron Sorkin, "The Social Network."
-- Series, Drama: "Boardwalk Empire," HBO.
-- Actor, Drama: Steve Buscemi, "Boardwalk Empire."
-- Actress, Drama: Katey Sagal, "Sons of Anarchy."
-- Miniseries or Movie: "Carlos," Sundance Channel.
-- Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Claire Danes, "Temple Grandin."
-- Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Al Pacino, "You Don't Know Jack."
-- Supporting Actress, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Jane Lynch, "Glee."
-- Supporting Actor, Series, Miniseries or Movie: Chris Colfer, "Glee."
Cecil B. DeMille Lifetime Achievement Award: Robert De Niro.
The Associated Press contributed to this report.
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