Heidi Montag's breasts have apparently bred buyer's remorse.
Montag, who shot to fame thanks to the MTV reality soap "The Hills," is on the cover of the latest issue of Life & Style moping about the state of her plastic surgery enhanced body.
"My boobs are crushing me," the 23-year-old starlet, who underwent 10 plastic surgeries earlier this year, told the magazine. "My body's still getting used to them and I have major anxiety about it."
Montag also revealed that her G-cup breast implants are "so heavy" they constantly strain her back.
"I'm obsessed with fitness but it's impossible to work out with these boobs," she said. "It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life. I feel trapped in my own body."
Montag is searching for a plastic surgeon in South America who can reduce her breasts "to a D or a double D." But she wonders whether she'll ever get her old body back after Dr. Frank Ryan, the plastic surgeon who initially operated on her, died in a car crash last week.
Breasts aren't the only thing weighing Montag down. Spencer Pratt, her soon-to-be-ex-husband, is reportedly shopping a sex tape starring her. The two filed for divorce in July after just 15 months of marriage, and they have been feuding since the split, with Pratt planning a tell-all book about their relationship.
The self-proclaimed "fame hungry" Pratt is reportedly seeking $5 million for the rights to the sex tape, and has been in talks with Vivid Entertainment about a distribution deal.
"I've been making films since I was in the 7th grade," Pratt told US magazine."I'm looking forward to people seeing my directorial debut."
These are the latest in a string of marginally shocking, publicity-hungry moments that we've come to expect from the pair – once dubbed "Speidi." Let's take a look back at their brief, sordid history of eye-roll-inducing moments:
On Again, Off Again: In May 2007, Heidi and Spencer announced their engagement. In an impeccably-timed moment during "The Hills" season finale in December 2007, which the couple then broke off. But never fear, on November 20, 2008, Montag and Pratt married at a sparsely attended, 15-minute ceremony in Mexico.
Baptism by Baldwin: During Speidi's very brief 2009 stint on reality competition show "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me out of Here!," Pratt was baptized in a jungle river by actor and born-again Christian Stephen Baldwin. "I want to get the filth of my sins off me," Pratt said. "I want to get the filth of the eel sperm off me." They fled the show after just 4 days.
Conspiracy Theorists: In July 2009 on Alex Jones' radio show "Infowars," the couple agreed with Jones' claims that the 9/11 terrorist attacks were an inside job. "From your research, it 100 percent is," Spencer said. "I want to throw up." Pratt also vowed to use his "celebrity" status to inform the public about the New World Order conspiracy theory. We're still waiting on that.
Speidi vs. Al Roker: This unlikely feud began on a now-infamous "Today" show interview when Al Roker took the couple to task for their public behavior, at one point telling Pratt that he has a reputation for being a "jerk." The clash escalated after the couple ripped Roker on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, then on "Larry King Live" and finally on the Internet, where Pratt charmingly tweeted: "WEATHERMAN I thought you were out of town today getting your stomache (sic) stapled again?" Pratt ranted on his feed. "You look very sick? Do you always look like your about to die? How old are you 97? You should retire asap- No one would even know?"
Super Surgery: In January 2010, Montag revealed to People magazine that she had a whopping 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day. The procedures, performed by Dr. Frank Ryan, included a second breast augmentation that increased her cup size to DDDs, a brow lift and a nose job revision. She revealed that she almost died from an overdose of Demerol … it was worth it, she said. Apparently, now she's taking back that sentiment.