What Would 'American Idol' Be Like With Howard Stern?

Still not sure what "American Idol" would be like with Howard Stern in the judge's chair? To get some idea, ABCNews.com took at look at some of the outrageous things Stern has said and done on his show in the past and how that might translate to "Idol."

Lesbian Dial-a-Date

Stern doesn't have any problems slurring gays. On Monday, he said that he would have given Clay Aiken an usher's uniform because "you seem like a queen who would hang around in a theater."

But Stern does have a soft spot for lesbians. In the Lesbian Dial-a-Date game on his show, he helps a woman looking for a sexual encounter with another woman find a date by having other women call in to be evaluated.

"Idol" hasn't had an openly lesbian contestant, but it's easy to imagine Stern suggesting that a couple of the cuter female contestants go on a "date," taking him along, of course.

Stern's love for lesbians doesn't seem to extend to new judge Ellen DeGeneres, though. On Monday he said he was going to get a taser and "tase Ellen DeGeneres. Go on, Ellen, why don't you do that dumb dance you do on your show?"

Guess Who's the Jew

In another game on his radio show, Stern has people guess from a list of several celebrities or studio guests which one is Jewish.

Whether or not Stern, who is Jewish, brings this game to "Idol," he has said his presence on the show would likely trigger an exodus, like "the Jews running out of Egypt."

"You'll find Ryan Seacrest with matzo on his back. I'd get rid of him," he said Monday. "Let's get a hot chick to host that thing. I have better chemistry with hot chicks."

The Sybian Ride

Shortly after Stern debuted on Sirius, he was given this vibrating device and has encouraged his female guests to take a "ride" on it.

Past riders include Jenna Jameson, Carmen Electra and Jenny McCarthy.

Porn stars, strippers and sex are a big part of Stern's radio show. He'd have to tone it way down for "Idol," but that would likely not stop him from commenting on the appearance of female contestants.

He vowed Monday to make the show a cross between "American Idol" and "The Biggest Loser."

"I'm going to be frank with these people: 'You're fat,'" he said. "How many fat pop stars do you see?"

Stern claims he would have told Carrie Underwood to lose weight and would have sent season three winner Fantasia Barrino packing with a McDonald's uniform and some advice: "(Little boys) want a Britney Spears or a Rihanna. Little boys are scared that you are going to sit on them. You're out. Honey, you look like you stepped out of a Haitian earthquake. You've got to go clean up your act."

The guys wouldn't be safe from his criticism, either. Stern railed against season five winner Taylor Hicks' grey hair.

"I'd say to him, 'How many times have you been laid in your life? Come back and see with your hair dyed, then I'll listen to you,'" he said.

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