Mr. Blackwell Releases Worst Dressed List

Jan. 7 -- Catty fashion critic Mr. Blackwell unleashed his tart tongue in his annual list of "Worst Dressed Women," and that's bad news for a lot of ladies in show business.

Here's Mr. Blackwell's rundown, complete with comments.

10. Pink: "Out of the blue pops Pink, and I'm seeing red! Cartoon-colored proof that any fashion sanity for her is really dead!"

9. Christina Aguilera: "Her barely there bimbo bombs wouldn't cover a gnat … let's just call her the 'Worst Undressed' and leave it at that!"

8. Meg Ryan: "A total fashion wreck … Ryan's all chills and no thrills … looks like a swap-meet fashion queen in Beverly Hills!"

7. Donatella Versace: "Time to toss the peroxide once and for all … She resembles a flash-fried Venus, stuck in a Miami strip mall!"

6. Anne Rice: "Her musty, dusty mausoleum wear redefines 'Queen of the Batcaves' Anne looks like a cross between Queen Victoria and the vampire Lestat!"

5. Princess Anne: "Her Royal Dowager Drag is dreary, drab and dour … wake up, Anne, you're getting worse by the hour!"

4. Cameron Diaz: "Looks like she was dressed by a color-blind circus clown … When it comes to fashion, it's chaos when Cameron's back in town!"

3. Shakira: "Overwrought and underdressed, she always strikes a familiar pose … somebody should tell her those are probably Madonna's old clothes!"

2. Kelly Osbourne: "A fright-wigged baby doll, stuck in a Goth prom gown … now we know what happened to Ozzy's hand-me-downs!"

… And

1. Anna Nicole Smith: "Anna's fashion follies are the worst of the year … don't bother with a new designer Anna, just hire a structural engineer!"